The only thing more fun than smoking weed and watching TV, is watching sports and drinking beer, then smoking weed during half-time. Even if you don’t smoke weed we can all agree that sports are awesome. Everyday we have spirited discussions on Facebook about various sports related topics in our staff group 46 Sports Roundtable. It’s an open group anyone can join in and voice their … Continue reading The 46 Sports Roundtable
When your job is smoking weed and watching TV there sure is a lot of down time. I’m not complaining…but it gives me a lot of time to think. (hits bong) We don’t have cable here..I mean if our job is to watch TV, shouldn’t we like have cable. I guess we don’t need it though…I mean this is like…the future,and shit. We have Netflix, … Continue reading Funny Thing Is We Don’t Even Have Cable.
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A while ago I wrote about being like Conan the Barbarian. Act with resolution, passion, and do what you want. Be strong enough to be yourself and defeat all those in your way. Conan is noted for saving the day through raw will and strength coupled with insight and cunning. But I also realize Conan is a high watermark to… Continue reading Be The Weed
Spaceman Jones hits bong… “If you are going to insist on having a job then make sure that you remember to get as high on marijuana as you can before going in. To make the day go by faster, simply pretend that the customers are your best friends in the whole wide world. The most important thing you have to remember is to take lots … Continue reading Spaceman Jones Presents: The Stoners Guide To The Galaxy
Humor me for a moment please and smoke weed, then listen to this song. The word hero gets thrown around a lot. Some people deserve to be called heroes, and some don’t. But today I would like to recognize a real life hero Howard The Duck! Howard arrived in Cleveland after being teleported to Earth while enjoying a beer and looking at duck boobs. He … Continue reading Howard The Duck A Real American Hero
It’s our theme music and every fake magazine should have some. A big shout out goes out to Big Mike The Mack…I mean Big Mike The Mothafuckin Mack; you have to say it together, because it goes together. He made the song, and he also has tons of other dope tracks. So check him out. People still say dope track right? I don’t know I’m … Continue reading It’s Our Theme Music And Every Good Hero Should Have Some
(Hits bong) Hey I saw this really good movie last night on Netflix. I think it was called Chef, it made me hungry also a little emotional. We cooked dinner like five times because of that movie, boy could that guy make a grilled cheese sandwich. (Hits Bong) Really good movie check it out sometime. I’m working hard today smoking weed and watching tv but I’m having fun. … Continue reading At The Movies With Spaceman Jones
“I think it will be a great fight a real chess match with Floyd getting the decision.” -Mr. Showtime “Floyd be runnin and Manny will be gunnin.” -Hollywood Badass “Man Floyd is gonna beat the brakes off of Manny! It’s going to be like Rocky Balboa against Apollo Creed only this time Apollo is going to duck. Damn! He shouldn’t have fought that damn Drago! … Continue reading Fight Night So Who Ya Got? The 46forum Staff Weighs In
People often ask “What do you mean you work at a fake magazine?” It really seems to bother some people when I say it. They cannot grasp the concept that we sit around and smoke weed all day then call doing that a job. Our editor is a stuffed animal, the sports desk also serves as a coffee table, and we sleep in our offices. … Continue reading Wait…So It’s A Fake Magazine?
Life is short do what you want. You can either roll sushi or just roll blunts. You can hit the bong or roll a joint. As long as you are high you get the point. You can be a spaceman if that’s your thing. You can rap, deliver pizzas, or even sing. You could even work at a fake magazine. My point is this fuck … Continue reading Getting High And Rapping With Old Skool Joe
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