Old Skool Joe burst into the office and said “Guys you know what I always say?” The Pink Panther shot back “Um…don’t worry it’s not weed, it’s just water, so it’s cool to smoke my pen here?” Dr.S then chimed in “Um…remember kids drink your drugs, and don’t do milk?” Old Skool Joe pulled the blunt from behind his ear, lit it up, and said … Continue reading Finally A Song About Shoes
Hey guys Old Skool Joe here, Lately the staff has been making it a point to offend as many people as possible. It has been declared by our editor The Pink Panther that this be known as the week of vulgarity. It all started when I found this note on my desk. Apparently, The Pink Panther wants us to start a website dedicated to stinky … Continue reading 46forum Presents The Week Of Vulgarity
So we are chilling out in the office thinking of what to write next…wait who am I kidding, we were getting stoned out of our minds. Nikki Free wants to watch a movie, but the only problem is Nikki Free doesn’t like picking the movie. So she scrolls through the selection of movies and shows until we come across this flick Wolfcop. If you are a … Continue reading We Need To Call The Wolfcop
Nikki Free doesn’t know much about sports, but she’s been threatened to lose her fake job if she doesn’t fill out a bracket. (They would never really fire me. I’m the only one with boobs at the office.) So it’s a drizzly Tuesday and Nikki Free is sitting at her desk (her daybed next to the window) with her ferocious dog Goliath keeping guard. Nikki … Continue reading Nikki Free Fills Out A Bracket
It’s time to fill out those brackets ladies and gentleman. Every year at the 46 we fill out brackets and compete for the 46forumsportsdeskcup. This year we are opening up the competition to the public. So if you would like to compete against the staff of a fake magazine, in a bracket pool for a Styrofoam cup, then join our ESPN Tournament Challenge group. If … Continue reading Who Will Win The 46forum Sports Desk Cup
Nikki Free sings with the echo of a rock goddess. Nikki Free plucks the strings of a champagne electric guitar. Nikki Free sways with the rhythm of dancing souls. Nikki Free dreams in color. Nikki Free sings for freedom. Nikki Free unfolds in melodies and sweeps in on waves. Nikki Free never frowns. Nikki Free talks in third person. Ya. She does that. A lot. … Continue reading Nikki Free Is An Artist
Quit fucking abbreviating everything! I’m from the old school and back in my day if you wanted to tell someone something then you had to say the entire phrase. If you don’t get tired then say it because I don’t know what the fuck #IDGT means. Lol! If your hungry say let’s go eat not #LGE. Legion of boom sounds more intimidating than #LOB. Back … Continue reading #IJDU A Rant By Old Skool Joe
“Domino motherfucker” yelled Mr. Showtime as he slammed his piece on the table. “I don’t mean to brag…but I’m the greatest I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.” “That’s what she said” The Pink Panther chimed in. ” No what she said is you woke up and pissed in my VCR” replied Mr. Showtime as he began to light up a joint. He passed … Continue reading A Conversation At The Domino Table
It’s Friday so let us remember the lessons of our forefathers. Get high, fight dirty, and don’t get cat fished. Also don’t forget to throw your neighborhood in the air like you just don’t care. Make sure to get high today because it is Friday, you don’t have a job and you don’t have anything planned. Seriously pass the blunt already. Sincerely, Old Skool Joe P.S. … Continue reading Oh Yeah Cuz It’s Friday
How come Jackie Chan never gets the girl in any of his movies? I mean maybe I’m wrong, but it seems like he gets nervous around women in all of his movies. If I spent all that time doing karate, and helping women with their problems, then I would at least want an over the pants hand job from the lady I was saving. I’m just … Continue reading Random Thoughts From Spaceman Jones
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