Another day spent smoking weed, watching television, playing video games, and playing on the computer. Damn, working at a fake magazine is a tough job. The no paycheck thing sucks but at least we never run out of marijuana, so that’s cool. Uh, I think we need to go more Ghostbusters with this thing, and I’m not just saying that because I just watched that … Continue reading We Need More Ghostbusters In Here
We have been getting high all day and everyone is starting to get the munchies. It’s about time for some food and I don’t care where we eat. Wherever we go I am going to burst in there like The Fat Boys did in “Krush Groove”. Ha! That was a good one… but seriously have you ever seen that movie? It’s awesome you should watch it. It’s … Continue reading The Sunday Night Oldies Show
What the hell happened last night? That guy The Pink Panther sure knows how to party. It was his birthday yesterday and we had a huge party in his honor. We were pretty wasted last night. The last thing I remember is The Pink Panther groping the new secretary . It was a little much even for him. Next thing you know I am waking up … Continue reading Hangover Edition
“I just stick with that funky shit and it never lets me down…and I talk a lot of shit.” -Too Short Whoa! When I heard Too Short say that on “The Smokebox” it like totally blew my mind. It was like he wrote the mission statement for the fake magazine today and he didn’t even know it. For those of you unfamiliar with “The Smokebox” it is only … Continue reading It’s The Funk It’s Always Been The Funk
Dear Old Skool Joe, Boxing got my head dizzy bro. I don’t know if you caught my last fight but it didn’t go so good. So I’m writing to tell you that I am retiring from boxing and coming home to help you guys with the fake magazine or whatever. Do you have a boxing writer guy? You know like my main man Larry Merchant. … Continue reading It’s Showtime At The 46
Dear 46forum staff, I would like to thank you for your hard work on this fine fake magazine. We have been rated the number one fake magazine on the internet even though we have only been operating for a month, and haven’t written any articles. Maybe we can turn a profit this month if we start writing articles, or at least consider posting pictures of hot babes. Smoking … Continue reading A Letter From The Editor Of A Fake Magazine
Boys and girls, listen here there is a new cure to all your woes it starts with your mind do it right and peace you will find. I’ll guide you along the way. The subject is simple, the problems are there all can be solved with attention and care. So what is it we are scared of? Are you strong enough to free your mind? … Continue reading By Appointment Only
Why do pot dealers feel like it’s necessary to tell me the name of the weed ? I just bought a bag of goat head, or goat piss, or something like that from my dealer. I don’t care what it’s called just get me high so I can deal with the pressure of working for a fake magazine. Dammit Jim I’m a janitor not a reporter. Hell yeah! So I got my … Continue reading Smoking At The 46 Sports Desk (the coffee table)
I hate Monday. Damn! The Pink Panther is already drinking, and it’s nine o clock in the damn morning. He is screaming at the top of his lungs about watching the worst Royal Rumble in the history of sports. He is very upset. I told him that wrestling isn’t a sport. Smoking weed is a sport but not pro wrestling. He threw a beer bottle at me, … Continue reading I Hate Mondays Like Garfield Hates Mondays
It has been very slow at the office lately. I’ve just spent the last three hours watching “Honest Movie Trailers” on YouTube, and they are funny. Big shout out to the Screen Junkies and if you haven’t heard of them,then I encourage you to look them up on YouTube. I like the Robocop one the best because it is like the greatest movie ever made. The … Continue reading Blowing Trees And Watching Movies At The 46
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