What the hell happened last night?

That guy The Pink Panther sure knows how to party. It was his birthday yesterday and we had a huge party in his honor.

We were pretty wasted last night. The last thing I remember is The Pink Panther groping the new secretary . It was a little much even for him. Next thing you know I am waking up on a bus station bench with a half eaten hamburger on my chest.

Why the hell were we celebrating his birthday anyway he is a stuffed animal?

Ah the life of a janitor working at a fake magazine.

Sincerely,

Old Skool Joe