You wanna feel good. Oh, I do too. It is icy as fuck outside and I’m low on groceries. That’s alright though. Christmas presents were not missed and i have steak, onions and rice. Lets fuck around and eat. So… Red Coconut Rice! I lightly browned up some white rice in olive oil and added a red chili paste. When it started smelling like popcorn, … Continue reading Steak, Onions & Red Coconut Rice: A Dr. S Chronicle
Trying to feel good. Trying to smile. Trying not to think about thinking and it’s making me ill. Not sick. Fuckin ill. Back on up on that. Or marinade… Well fucking A! Did someone say marinade? Let’s talk preventative theory here. I wanna prevent you from being dry. I want to eat you. I need you to be moist.While the ribs are in the oven. … Continue reading Ribs For Her Pleasure: A Dr. S Chronicle
Baby come home. I need to eat. Feels like years since you been here. I guess it was only a little over a week. Yo Spaceman Jones! What up G? You hear about Darius and Gregg? I heard someone say they were planning to knockout some goat named Ned. I dont know what the fuck that’s about, but I do know this… Dean Martin is … Continue reading Side Dishes and Queens: A Dr. S Chronicle
1st and foremost, its mutherfukkin taco day and that’s what it is! Now… let’s keep it simple, let’s keep it authentic. Let’s add some flair. Here are the ingredients for Tacos de la S. 1/2 pound Mexican chorizo 1 pound ground beef *dont worry too much about fat content. The grease on this should be prevalent Salt Pepper Ground garlic 1 large yellow onion Combine … Continue reading Tacos de la S: A Dr. S Chronicle
Download the eBook for free! Chapter III The Dark Side Reborn (Council of Doom) Dark shadows lingered in the cold brick room. A spotlight in the center of the round room lays down a glowing light on the time of moonlight. The light illuminated most of the room. Three feet from the outer edge of the room stayed pitch black, and all spells performed in … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Humor me for a moment please and smoke weed, then listen to this song. The word hero gets thrown around a lot. Some people deserve to be called heroes, and some don’t. But today I would like to recognize a real life hero Howard The Duck! Howard arrived in Cleveland after being teleported to Earth while enjoying a beer and looking at duck boobs. He … Continue reading Howard The Duck A Real American Hero
Things are great. The fake magazine is running smoothly, gas prices are…who am I kidding I don’t know how much gas is. The important thing is we are having fun, and apparently we are upsetting Google, because they keep sending The Pink Panther threatening messages, and that is hilarious to me since The Pink Panther is a stuffed animal. I just concentrate on my official … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Is High On Life
It has been almost a month since anyone posted anything on the fake magazine. What the hell is going on? Old Skool Joe has disappeared along with Nikki Free and they are in Colorado smoking weed all day and going to concerts. Spaceman Jones hasn’t been heard from ever since watching that stupid earthquake movie. Dr. S is still awaiting trial and I’m stuck here … Continue reading OH CANUCK LAND! Our Home of Weed and Bud!
The Pink Panther gathered the entire staff at 46forum Fake Magazine into the conference room for a meeting and said “I just wanted to say thank you for all of your hard work. It takes a lot of talent to smoke weed and watch television with such passion and dedication.Did any of you guys stop and ask yourself how can a stuffed animal afford to … Continue reading Getting Paid To Smoke Weed! Here’s The Plan
Life is short do what you want. You can either roll sushi or just roll blunts. You can hit the bong or roll a joint. As long as you are high you get the point. You can be a spaceman if that’s your thing. You can rap, deliver pizzas, or even sing. You could even work at a fake magazine. My point is this fuck … Continue reading Getting High And Rapping With Old Skool Joe
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