It has been almost a month since anyone posted anything on the fake magazine. What the hell is going on? Old Skool Joe has disappeared along with Nikki Free and they are in Colorado smoking weed all day and going to concerts. Spaceman Jones hasn’t been heard from ever since watching that stupid earthquake movie. Dr. S is still awaiting trial and I’m stuck here in the office by myself. Lets try to get back on track here and learn from our brothers and sisters to the north in the great country of Canada. Smoke weed, have fun, and write some articles for this fake magazine. This guy…this guy knows what I’m talking about.

Sincerely,
The Pink Panther