Old Skool Joe: I gotta be stuck here with you motherfuckers! They just closed down the Fish Joint. Talking about we need to stay home. What the fuck is a Corona virus? Pink Panther: Don’t you watch the fucking news? Old Skool Joe: No, I don’t watch that shit! Pink Panther: Well they closed everything down. Old Skool Joe: Even the liquor store? Pink Panther: … Continue reading 46forum presents: The Quarantine Relaunch
Alright fine I’ll write a fucking article! The Pink Panther has really been riding me lately to write more articles. I keep telling him that I am not a writer I’m a stoner, and also a part-time janitor. Anyway so this is what I’m doing. I am smoking on some good weed and watching YouTube. I’m also getting paid, since I take a cut of … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Life is short do what you want. You can either roll sushi or just roll blunts. You can hit the bong or roll a joint. As long as you are high you get the point. You can be a spaceman if that’s your thing. You can rap, deliver pizzas, or even sing. You could even work at a fake magazine. My point is this fuck … Continue reading Getting High And Rapping With Old Skool Joe
Old Skool Joe burst into the office and said “Guys you know what I always say?” The Pink Panther shot back “Um…don’t worry it’s not weed, it’s just water, so it’s cool to smoke my pen here?” Dr.S then chimed in “Um…remember kids drink your drugs, and don’t do milk?” Old Skool Joe pulled the blunt from behind his ear, lit it up, and said … Continue reading Finally A Song About Shoes
“Hey guys I think I might be turning in my wings” said Spaceman Jones as he exhaled a giant cloud of smoke. “No seriously guys I don’t think I have the chops to go out there into space anymore. It’s scary out there.” He then passed the blunt to the Pink Panther who blew the excess ash off of the front, took a pull, and … Continue reading A Meeting(Smoke Session) At The 46
What the hell happened last night? That guy The Pink Panther sure knows how to party. It was his birthday yesterday and we had a huge party in his honor. We were pretty wasted last night. The last thing I remember is The Pink Panther groping the new secretary . It was a little much even for him. Next thing you know I am waking up … Continue reading Hangover Edition
Dear Old Skool Joe, Boxing got my head dizzy bro. I don’t know if you caught my last fight but it didn’t go so good. So I’m writing to tell you that I am retiring from boxing and coming home to help you guys with the fake magazine or whatever. Do you have a boxing writer guy? You know like my main man Larry Merchant. … Continue reading It’s Showtime At The 46
Dear 46forum staff, I would like to thank you for your hard work on this fine fake magazine. We have been rated the number one fake magazine on the internet even though we have only been operating for a month, and haven’t written any articles. Maybe we can turn a profit this month if we start writing articles, or at least consider posting pictures of hot babes. Smoking … Continue reading A Letter From The Editor Of A Fake Magazine
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