It has been very slow at the office lately. I’ve just spent the last three hours watching “Honest Movie Trailers” on YouTube, and they are funny. Big shout out to the Screen Junkies and if you haven’t heard of them,then I encourage you to look them up on YouTube. I like the Robocop one the best because it is like the greatest movie ever made. The … Continue reading Blowing Trees And Watching Movies At The 46
Do you think it would be hard to buy a bag of weed on Sesame Street? I would probably hit up Oscar The Grouch first, because he lives in a trash can. Mr. Snuffleupagus smokes for sure. But he also seems like the kind of guy who wants to smoke all my shit and never pitch in. Plus he is always kicking it with Big … Continue reading Sunny Days Blowing Clouds All Day
I think Dr. King would be proud if he came to visit apartment 46. He would see that his dream of different races coming together to smoke weed and play video games has been fulfilled. Sincerely, Old Skool Joe Continue reading Wear Your Hair Natural Like Dr. Martin Luther King
The best thing about working at a fake magazine is there are no rules. I can do whatever I want and never get fired, and there are no drug tests here because if there were the entire staff would be fired immediately. Sometimes this relaxed attitude towards work can be a problem, like the time my boss The Pink Panther simulated fornication with my wife using a mop handle. … Continue reading You Will Never Work At ESPN Old Skool Joe
With our economy stuck in a seemingly never-ending recession and our national education averages dropping steadily, one might look to the dirt in thought and think of things that grow from it for answers. States like Texas and New Mexico have begun to drill for oil and it has been very beneficial to the job market but as we all know by now, oil does … Continue reading Can Weed Save the Economy?
I would like to give a shout out to the greatest invention in the history of mankind Hulu. It gives me a chance to catch up on all of my favorite shows, and I smoke and watch that shit for like hours at a time. So my new favorite soap opera is that show “Empire” I think it comes on Fox on Wednesdays. The show is absolutely awful, … Continue reading Empire State Of Mind
So the dream you have… The one we talked about recently and how it can be anything so long as it invokes passion… Well what is it? What is your thing that makes your existence burn to continue? What is it that makes you keep going? For us, it is simple. It is bringing awareness of individuality and a community of care. The ideal that … Continue reading Why the Fuck Not pt.2
They say to follow your dreams. Well what is your dream? Is it something inside you that burns? Is it a truth to life that if you shared using your name, people would scorn you for? Is it something that your role models burned into your head as a child and now you feel an obligation for? Here is the deal, your dream is yours … Continue reading Why the Fuck Not?
What’s good people? It’s your boy Big Mike the Mothafuckin Mack (It’s like a “Tribe Called Quest” you have to say the whole thang). Anyways the good people at 46 forum have given me Big Mike the Mothafuckin Mack (you got to say the whole thang man) an opportunity to speak to you through this fake magazine. Word up! First off fuck my 9-5. Enough said. Second off, fuck my … Continue reading Who’s Pork Chop Is It Anyway?
Dear 46 forum staff, First off I would like to thank you for all of your hard work and dedication to running this fake magazine. We need to understand that we are not writers, we are stoners, and that is a big difference. In fact some of us are stuffed animals, while a few of us are imaginary characters. We don’t write good. Shit! We can barely talk half … Continue reading A Letter From The Editor Of A Fake Magazine
