You wanna feel good. Oh, I do too. It is icy as fuck outside and I’m low on groceries. That’s alright though. Christmas presents were not missed and i have steak, onions and rice. Lets fuck around and eat. So… Red Coconut Rice! I lightly browned up some white rice in olive oil and added a red chili paste. When it started smelling like popcorn, … Continue reading Steak, Onions & Red Coconut Rice: A Dr. S Chronicle
Damn wintertime is a motherfucker! Why do I hate everybody around this time? That’s a story for another time I guess. On the plus side we have a Dr. S on our roster and this motherfucker can cook. He’s so good the other day Tuby made me a fish sandwich and I slapped the shit out of him, making me an average sandwich…who the fuck … Continue reading Making Dessert With Old Skool Joe
I’m shivering here. I want you to keep me warm the way you do me. I dont wanna come off as needy. I don’t. I want you to want me warm but you won’t catch me beg now. You know… https://open.spotify.com/track/6hM68Y51bohOeiJfVBbeIK?si=oNjzC7voTtCksR25UnENcA Open the link up! Yeah. Come groove with me. Time to eat yeah, and catch some good feelings in the mouth! Alright. So you … Continue reading Mariscos y Bacon: A Dr. S Chronicle
Baby come home. I need to eat. Feels like years since you been here. I guess it was only a little over a week. Yo Spaceman Jones! What up G? You hear about Darius and Gregg? I heard someone say they were planning to knockout some goat named Ned. I dont know what the fuck that’s about, but I do know this… Dean Martin is … Continue reading Side Dishes and Queens: A Dr. S Chronicle
What’s up guys Spaceman Jones here. I’ve been in the Kush Nebula cultivating some primo clouds. Here you go Pinkerous. throw that shit in the cloud converter and let’s get stoned. I read that vampire story. That shit was pretty fucking cool. I actually saw Gregg and Darius doing a two-man show at Floyd’s. Apparently they are doing an inter-galactic book tour, and something about … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
1st and foremost, its mutherfukkin taco day and that’s what it is! Now… let’s keep it simple, let’s keep it authentic. Let’s add some flair. Here are the ingredients for Tacos de la S. 1/2 pound Mexican chorizo 1 pound ground beef *dont worry too much about fat content. The grease on this should be prevalent Salt Pepper Ground garlic 1 large yellow onion Combine … Continue reading Tacos de la S: A Dr. S Chronicle
Talking seafood yeah. Talking aphrodisiacs that are crustaceans, yeah! So what are we gonna do? Let’s start it fresh girl, yeah, just like you. A playlist of old time love songs that make me think of you. *click the link above and let’s link up. You know what’s up. I’ll take my time and be happy as long as it means you. Starting fresh, … Continue reading Body up Mussels: A Dr. S Chronicle
I’m hungry girl. You know what? Let me cook a little something right quick. Oh… What? You’re on a diet? Fine. Let’s do some healthy fats and peppers. Got some bacon ends with a high fat content. Got some peppers and onion too. No. I dont want onions and bacon. Onions and peppers. Mmm Sinatra is playing in the back and we are groovin. Yeah … Continue reading Tips in Cherry Juice: A Dr. S Chronicle
Wow Pink Panther I gotta give you some props, you are actually pulling this thing off. Question… who wrote that vampire shit? It got kind of dark there at the end though. Also those guys haven’t lived there for over 20 years. Fuck you I’m not scared. But if ghosts are gonna start working here you have to let me know. We agreed on that … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Download a free copy of the full book here! Epilogue 3 Days Later The room was bright and warm. It was bright to the point where Gregg could not see. It was warm in a way that kept Gregg calm. He moved his feet in step. He walked blindly, yet like the prayer dictated, he walked by faith. Gregg could hear a voice on what … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
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