Dear 46forum staff, I would like to thank you for your hard work on this fine fake magazine. We have been rated the number one fake magazine on the internet even though we have only been operating for a month, and haven’t written any articles. Maybe we can turn a profit this month if we start writing articles, or at least consider posting pictures of hot babes. Smoking … Continue reading A Letter From The Editor Of A Fake Magazine
Why do pot dealers feel like it’s necessary to tell me the name of the weed ? I just bought a bag of goat head, or goat piss, or something like that from my dealer. I don’t care what it’s called just get me high so I can deal with the pressure of working for a fake magazine. Dammit Jim I’m a janitor not a reporter. Hell yeah! So I got my … Continue reading Smoking At The 46 Sports Desk (the coffee table)
I hate Monday. Damn! The Pink Panther is already drinking, and it’s nine o clock in the damn morning. He is screaming at the top of his lungs about watching the worst Royal Rumble in the history of sports. He is very upset. I told him that wrestling isn’t a sport. Smoking weed is a sport but not pro wrestling. He threw a beer bottle at me, … Continue reading I Hate Mondays Like Garfield Hates Mondays
It has been very slow at the office lately. I’ve just spent the last three hours watching “Honest Movie Trailers” on YouTube, and they are funny. Big shout out to the Screen Junkies and if you haven’t heard of them,then I encourage you to look them up on YouTube. I like the Robocop one the best because it is like the greatest movie ever made. The … Continue reading Blowing Trees And Watching Movies At The 46
Do you think it would be hard to buy a bag of weed on Sesame Street? I would probably hit up Oscar The Grouch first, because he lives in a trash can. Mr. Snuffleupagus smokes for sure. But he also seems like the kind of guy who wants to smoke all my shit and never pitch in. Plus he is always kicking it with Big … Continue reading Sunny Days Blowing Clouds All Day
I think Dr. King would be proud if he came to visit apartment 46. He would see that his dream of different races coming together to smoke weed and play video games has been fulfilled. Sincerely, Old Skool Joe Continue reading Wear Your Hair Natural Like Dr. Martin Luther King
The best thing about working at a fake magazine is there are no rules. I can do whatever I want and never get fired, and there are no drug tests here because if there were the entire staff would be fired immediately. Sometimes this relaxed attitude towards work can be a problem, like the time my boss The Pink Panther simulated fornication with my wife using a mop handle. … Continue reading You Will Never Work At ESPN Old Skool Joe
I would like to give a shout out to the greatest invention in the history of mankind Hulu. It gives me a chance to catch up on all of my favorite shows, and I smoke and watch that shit for like hours at a time. So my new favorite soap opera is that show “Empire” I think it comes on Fox on Wednesdays. The show is absolutely awful, … Continue reading Empire State Of Mind
What’s good people? It’s your boy Big Mike the Mothafuckin Mack (It’s like a “Tribe Called Quest” you have to say the whole thang). Anyways the good people at 46 forum have given me Big Mike the Mothafuckin Mack (you got to say the whole thang man) an opportunity to speak to you through this fake magazine. Word up! First off fuck my 9-5. Enough said. Second off, fuck my … Continue reading Who’s Pork Chop Is It Anyway?
Dear 46 forum staff, First off I would like to thank you for all of your hard work and dedication to running this fake magazine. We need to understand that we are not writers, we are stoners, and that is a big difference. In fact some of us are stuffed animals, while a few of us are imaginary characters. We don’t write good. Shit! We can barely talk half … Continue reading A Letter From The Editor Of A Fake Magazine
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