Nikki Free sings with the echo of a rock goddess. Nikki Free plucks the strings of a champagne electric guitar. Nikki Free sways with the rhythm of dancing souls. Nikki Free dreams in color. Nikki Free sings for freedom. Nikki Free unfolds in melodies and sweeps in on waves. Nikki Free never frowns. Nikki Free talks in third person. Ya. She does that. A lot. … Continue reading Nikki Free Is An Artist
Quit fucking abbreviating everything! I’m from the old school and back in my day if you wanted to tell someone something then you had to say the entire phrase. If you don’t get tired then say it because I don’t know what the fuck #IDGT means. Lol! If your hungry say let’s go eat not #LGE. Legion of boom sounds more intimidating than #LOB. Back … Continue reading #IJDU A Rant By Old Skool Joe
“Domino motherfucker” yelled Mr. Showtime as he slammed his piece on the table. “I don’t mean to brag…but I’m the greatest I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.” “That’s what she said” The Pink Panther chimed in. ” No what she said is you woke up and pissed in my VCR” replied Mr. Showtime as he began to light up a joint. He passed … Continue reading A Conversation At The Domino Table
It’s Friday so let us remember the lessons of our forefathers. Get high, fight dirty, and don’t get cat fished. Also don’t forget to throw your neighborhood in the air like you just don’t care. Make sure to get high today because it is Friday, you don’t have a job and you don’t have anything planned. Seriously pass the blunt already. Sincerely, Old Skool Joe P.S. … Continue reading Oh Yeah Cuz It’s Friday
How come Jackie Chan never gets the girl in any of his movies? I mean maybe I’m wrong, but it seems like he gets nervous around women in all of his movies. If I spent all that time doing karate, and helping women with their problems, then I would at least want an over the pants hand job from the lady I was saving. I’m just … Continue reading Random Thoughts From Spaceman Jones
Another day spent smoking weed, watching television, playing video games, and playing on the computer. Damn, working at a fake magazine is a tough job. The no paycheck thing sucks but at least we never run out of marijuana, so that’s cool. Uh, I think we need to go more Ghostbusters with this thing, and I’m not just saying that because I just watched that … Continue reading We Need More Ghostbusters In Here
We have been getting high all day and everyone is starting to get the munchies. It’s about time for some food and I don’t care where we eat. Wherever we go I am going to burst in there like The Fat Boys did in “Krush Groove”. Ha! That was a good one… but seriously have you ever seen that movie? It’s awesome you should watch it. It’s … Continue reading The Sunday Night Oldies Show
What the hell happened last night? That guy The Pink Panther sure knows how to party. It was his birthday yesterday and we had a huge party in his honor. We were pretty wasted last night. The last thing I remember is The Pink Panther groping the new secretary . It was a little much even for him. Next thing you know I am waking up … Continue reading Hangover Edition
“I just stick with that funky shit and it never lets me down…and I talk a lot of shit.” -Too Short Whoa! When I heard Too Short say that on “The Smokebox” it like totally blew my mind. It was like he wrote the mission statement for the fake magazine today and he didn’t even know it. For those of you unfamiliar with “The Smokebox” it is only … Continue reading It’s The Funk It’s Always Been The Funk
Dear Old Skool Joe, Boxing got my head dizzy bro. I don’t know if you caught my last fight but it didn’t go so good. So I’m writing to tell you that I am retiring from boxing and coming home to help you guys with the fake magazine or whatever. Do you have a boxing writer guy? You know like my main man Larry Merchant. … Continue reading It’s Showtime At The 46
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