It’s taco tuesday! Day drinking it is! Nope… I’m not going to the fish joint today. Tuby wanted me to come in, but I was like fuck that. I’m already like eight beers in…there is no way I’m going in. So here we are watching soccer with hipsters. Pretty chill vibe. Whatever happened to like slimy dive bars? Where are all of the entertaining day … Continue reading Brews And Blunts With Old Skool Joe
You heard it here first. There is a kid playing for the Michigan Wolverines that’s the next Detlef Schrempf. One of the newest additions to the prestigious All Old Skool Joe Team Moritz Wagner This is a bad dude right here. Watch out for this guy come March Madness. Michigan might make a little bit of noise in the tourney. Ohio State has a squad … Continue reading A Letter To The 46SportsRoundtable Staff
Yo I just came back from the outer nebulas with some primo cloud. Your name did come up. You owe a lot of people. I told them my usual. What? I didn’t say anything. What do you mean stop typing? You said write for the fake magazine, so I’m writing. You’re funny Pinky. Where’s Old Skool Joe? He will want to try some of this … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
Is it taco Tuesday? No actually we do it on Thursday. So this guy comes back on Thursday and he was determined to eat tacos. Ok it’s Thursday, what’s up with those tacos? What are you crazy we had the taco special on Tuesday. See…look at the sign. See it says right here Thusday. Boy was he angry. How are we still in business you … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
Don’t worry be happy. Seems pretty simple right. I guess for some people it’s not. Which is crazy to me. I get jumped by the Red Hat Gang everyday on my way to work. But hey don’t worry be happy. I’m happy to be there. Plus… Doris can be a sweet old broad sometimes. She also has the primo buds. Shout out to medical marijuana. … Continue reading Happy Talk With Old Skool Joe
Man…I want to coach karate. I could be like a James Earl Jones in Best Of The Best. Roundhouse Tommy! See… here its just that easy. I don’t know. It’s hard coming up with stuff everyday Pink Panther. On a side note I have not recieved my paycheck. You know what the fuck I’m talking about! Don’t make me fuck you up! It will be like … Continue reading Talking Karate With Old Skool Joe
I don’t know if you know this, but I am one of the leading bracketology experts in the country. Yes I am! I have won the 46sports bracket challenge the past five seasons. Who was in it? Wouldn’t you like to know. I just know a lot about basketball, and most people don’t know shit about basketball. I was a pretty good player back in … Continue reading A Letter To The 46SportsRoundtable Staff
I would like to nominate Gilbert Gottfried for the 46forum man of the year award. Who’s that? I should punch you in the stomach! Look…if we are going to be a fake magazine, then we should have fake awards. Why do I nominate him you ask? Well he’s one of the funniest motherfuckers ever to grace your planet, he is just an all around good … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Who’s gonna win the Super Bowl? If the Patriots win I won’t be surprised. I kind of want to see Philadelphia win because those guys know how to riot. That would be an epic riot. Philly fans are brutal. They booed Santa Claus you know. Who the hell boos Santa Claus? Hey Pink Panther do you want to go to Mexico and place some bets? … Continue reading Super Sunday With Old Skool Joe
It’s me Spaceman Jones just sitting here on the couch talking about old times. We actually met in magic school. Yes we did. Old Skool Joe would always complain that we had to wait to eat. Yeah they would give these long speeches, and it never had anything to do with us. I don’t think the dean liked Old Skool Joe. Probably because of all … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
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