Old Skool Joe: Come on man, I sold all of the T-shirts now give me some money. Pinkerous: Then where is the money? Old Skool Joe: What money? Pinkerous: The money from the T-shirts! Old Skool Joe: Well after Doris took her cut, I got hungry, so I shot over to the taco spot. People were really digging the designs. Nobody really understands what a … Continue reading Kicking It with Old Skool Joe
Fame Felon: It looks like the Chicago Bears have finally found a quarterback. Old Skool Joe: Yeah… he balled. What do you think about that boy Bo Nix? Fame Felon: Trash! Old Skool Joe: Damn! You aren’t even gonna give him a chance? Fame Felon: I mean he has potential. Old Skool Joe: Do you think he could be like a Jake Plummer one day? … Continue reading Talking Rookie Quarterbacks at the Sports Desk
Old Skool Joe: Yo! Remember when we beefed with the Puppet Mafia? That was wild, I didn’t even know there was such a thing. Spaceman Jones: That was an odd situation for sure. What started that whole thing? Old Skool Joe: I think there was something about Pinkerous saying some pretty derogatory things about Grandpa the Don’s wife. She was like your secretary or something … Continue reading 46Forum vs. The Puppet Mafia
Old Skool Joe: (hits bong) Yo man maybe everyone is looking at this wrong. Like… how come being a police officer is the only job where you have an actual license to be assholes to people, and like everyone’s cool with it? If I’m an asshole at The Fish Joint, motherfuckers go on Yelp and lose their damn minds! Spaceman Jones: Yeah that is yet … Continue reading Smoke Session at the 46
Darius: Hey guys! Where the bud at fools? Old Skool Joe: Come on man. Don’t you ever knock? Darius: Why would hell would I knock? Spaceman Jones: This is some of that Early Girl. Fresh off the home planet. Darius:(hits bong) Damn that is super loud. Super loud…that’s something the kids are saying now right? Old Skool Joe: I don’t fucking know. Pink Panther: How’s it going Darius? You taking care … Continue reading Smoke Session At The 46
Old Skool Joe: Damn, this movie is scary as hell. Pink Panther: What the hell are you guys watching? Spaceman Jones: The Lighthouse, and I’m pretty sure it’s not a horror movie. Old Skool Joe: The hell it isn’t! You’re just saying that because you don’t have a job. If you work and have a boss, then this is the scariest movie ever made. Spaceman Jones: Whatever it is we … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
Spaceman Jones: Maybe it’s just we are always sheltered in place, but I just don’t understand why people want to go back to work so bad? Everyone I know with a job spends all of their free time bitching about it. Old Skool Joe: Fucking Fish Joint! Spaceman Jones: See. Look, I get it, it sucks being stuck somewhere. I can’t even go to the moon right … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Old Skool Joe: Shit is crazy right now, like motherfuckers are worse during the apocalypse. Also I didn’t see one damn zombie. Spaceman Jones: It’s not a zombie apocalypse though. Old Skool Joe: Then why the fuck are we on quarantine! Spaceman Jones: The corona virus…remember? Old Skool Joe: I don’t know about all that. The only thing I know, is if you drive all the way across … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint
Old Skool Joe: Fire up that space kush! What the fuck are we watching? Spaceman Jones: Parasite, I think it won an academy award. Don’t quote me on that. Old Skool Joe: That don’t mean shit! I still haven’t gotten my damn award! Pink Panther: You gotta be in a movie first dipshit. Spaceman Jones: This movie is trippy. I don’t think I’ve ever seen … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
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