It’s scary out there. I’m always in my on world…so I never noticed. A man just yelled at me about guns for like 30 minutes. I just asked how the cheese danish was? He was very upset, and he really loves guns. I told him I love that movie Death Wish. That really set him off. (hits bong) I just don’t understand how a person … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
It’s taco tuesday! Day drinking it is! Nope… I’m not going to the fish joint today. Tuby wanted me to come in, but I was like fuck that. I’m already like eight beers in…there is no way I’m going in. So here we are watching soccer with hipsters. Pretty chill vibe. Whatever happened to like slimy dive bars? Where are all of the entertaining day … Continue reading Brews And Blunts With Old Skool Joe
You heard it here first. There is a kid playing for the Michigan Wolverines that’s the next Detlef Schrempf. One of the newest additions to the prestigious All Old Skool Joe Team Moritz Wagner This is a bad dude right here. Watch out for this guy come March Madness. Michigan might make a little bit of noise in the tourney. Ohio State has a squad … Continue reading A Letter To The 46SportsRoundtable Staff
Yo I just came back from the outer nebulas with some primo cloud. Your name did come up. You owe a lot of people. I told them my usual. What? I didn’t say anything. What do you mean stop typing? You said write for the fake magazine, so I’m writing. You’re funny Pinky. Where’s Old Skool Joe? He will want to try some of this … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
Is it taco Tuesday? No actually we do it on Thursday. So this guy comes back on Thursday and he was determined to eat tacos. Ok it’s Thursday, what’s up with those tacos? What are you crazy we had the taco special on Tuesday. See…look at the sign. See it says right here Thusday. Boy was he angry. How are we still in business you … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
Don’t worry be happy. Seems pretty simple right. I guess for some people it’s not. Which is crazy to me. I get jumped by the Red Hat Gang everyday on my way to work. But hey don’t worry be happy. I’m happy to be there. Plus… Doris can be a sweet old broad sometimes. She also has the primo buds. Shout out to medical marijuana. … Continue reading Happy Talk With Old Skool Joe
Space. Time. What does it all mean? Breakfast time? No seriously who wants to get breakfast with me. I’m very hungry. We did a ton of Cloverfield research last night. If we would have worked this hard in magic school, maybe we would have actually graduated. Have you seen The Cloverfield Paradox on Netflix yet? Watch it bro it’s a mind blower. What do I … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
I don’t know if you know this, but I am one of the leading bracketology experts in the country. Yes I am! I have won the 46sports bracket challenge the past five seasons. Who was in it? Wouldn’t you like to know. I just know a lot about basketball, and most people don’t know shit about basketball. I was a pretty good player back in … Continue reading A Letter To The 46SportsRoundtable Staff
I would like to nominate Gilbert Gottfried for the 46forum man of the year award. Who’s that? I should punch you in the stomach! Look…if we are going to be a fake magazine, then we should have fake awards. Why do I nominate him you ask? Well he’s one of the funniest motherfuckers ever to grace your planet, he is just an all around good … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Another day in paradise. I’m not complaining though. My riot predictions were correct. Philly fans are brutal and those are just facts. It was a good game though. I won some money but I don’t think she is gonna pay up. She says the fact that I’m still alive is payment is enough. Those old broads in the red hats are ruthless. They jumped my … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Old Skool Joe
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