Just chilling in the cosmos bro. Chasing that perfect cloud. Smoking tons of cloud chasing that perfect cloud. Been getting my hands on some prime cloud up in Denver. I love that place. It was always a great place for cloud, but now you can just go to the store and get it. Even on Thanksgiving! I ate like ten dinners before three, and still … Continue reading Where Have You Been Spaceman Jones?
Where have you been Old Skool Joe? What the fuck do you mean? I’ve been here the whole time! Sorry I can’t sit on the couch all day smoking weed and watching TV. I have to take my weed to the Fish Joint and smoke it there. Someone has to make some money in this motherfucker. It seems that The Pink Panther is all about … Continue reading Where Have You Been Old Skool Joe?
(hits bong) Yo! Can we please watch another episode of Midnight Diner-TOKYO Stories? It’s on Netflix. It’s like Chicken Soup For The Soul meets Iron Chef. (hits bong) This show has me buying ramen noodles and shit like every five minutes. (hits bong) I wonder what the weed is like in Japan? -Spaceman Jones signing off. Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Man running a fake magazine is harder than we thought it would be. Who has time to write everyday? It’s not like people read anymore anyways. We just want to smoke weed and watch TV. What’s wrong with that? Are you going to vote? I know you’re not Pink Panther stuffed animals don’t vote. Yeah you would vote for Trump. He does have nice hair … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
(hits bong) Ha! Remember the episode of Saved By The Bell where Jessie was hooked on drugs? I mean they were only caffeine pills, but that shit was still funny. That poor girl was under a lot of pressure. She really had to sing. (hits bong) I don’t think I would have lasted very long at Bayside. Mr. Belding would probably have a heart attack … Continue reading What If Spaceman Jones Went To Bayside High?
One of the best things about this time of year is that all of my favorite shows are back with new seasons. It can get hard smoking weed and watching TV when you are watching re-runs all of the time. Don’t get me wrong there are some great original shows on Netflix, and Hulu. Shows like Narcos, Orange Is The New Black, House Of Cards, … Continue reading Smoking Weed And Watching TV
The word hero gets thrown around often, and way more often then it should be. So I think we should all take a moment and salute a real life hero by the name of Kermit The Frog. I mean where do I start? The guy has been the heart and soul of the Muppets since like 1955,back when he was just a paper bag. Kermit … Continue reading Kermit The Frog Is A Real American Hero
Dear Internet, Thank you for taking the time out of your busy day to read a fake magazine written by stoners. When my life long friends Old Skool Joe and Spaceman Jones told me they wanted to run a magazine at first I thought they were crazy. Then I thought well I’m a stuffed animal so why can’t a couple of stoners run a fake … Continue reading A Letter From The Editor
Spaceman Jones hits bong… “If you are going to insist on having a job then make sure that you remember to get as high on marijuana as you can before going in. To make the day go by faster, simply pretend that the customers are your best friends in the whole wide world. The most important thing you have to remember is to take lots … Continue reading Spaceman Jones Presents: The Stoners Guide To The Galaxy
It’s a fake magazine that is written by stoners. We get paid to smoke weed and watch TV. To be honest we have really been slacking off on the fake magazine part lately. But we have been very productive when it comes to smoking weed and watching TV. I would like to take a minute and give a shout out to our boss/editor The Pink … Continue reading So…What Exactly Do You Guys Do Again?
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