Humor me for a moment please and smoke weed, then listen to this song. The word hero gets thrown around a lot. Some people deserve to be called heroes, and some don’t. But today I would like to recognize a real life hero Howard The Duck! Howard arrived in Cleveland after being teleported to Earth while enjoying a beer and looking at duck boobs. He … Continue reading Howard The Duck A Real American Hero
(Hits bong) Hey I saw this really good movie last night on Netflix. I think it was called Chef, it made me hungry also a little emotional. We cooked dinner like five times because of that movie, boy could that guy make a grilled cheese sandwich. (Hits Bong) Really good movie check it out sometime. I’m working hard today smoking weed and watching tv but I’m having fun. … Continue reading At The Movies With Spaceman Jones
Well…it looks like it’s time to get back to work. Step one smoke a bowl. Step two brew some coffee, have power breakfast with our head of security Goliath. Step 3 smoke another bowl ,and have sales meeting with The Pink Panther. He really keeps us motivated to smoke weed and watch TV to the best of our abilities and I don’t want to disappoint him. That’s pretty … Continue reading Smoking Weed And Watching YouTube With Old Skool Joe
Alright fine I’ll write a fucking article! The Pink Panther has really been riding me lately to write more articles. I keep telling him that I am not a writer I’m a stoner, and also a part-time janitor. Anyway so this is what I’m doing. I am smoking on some good weed and watching YouTube. I’m also getting paid, since I take a cut of … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Hits bong… “You know what’s a good show Blackish I’ve been watching that shit lately on Hulu and it kinda reminds me of The Cosby Show but with way more sex.” Hits Bong… “So like if everyone in the world is stupid…and I failed a piss test…does that make me no better than them?” Hits Bong… “Wait why do we keep passing weed to puppets and stuffed animals, … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Nobody smokes a cigarette like Bruce Willis and you can tweet that. Bruce Willis may very well be the greatest actor that ever lived, and he wasn’t a bad singer either. Did you know he once pimped out the Temptations and made them sing backup for him at a shitty concert? It happened look! That being said he is still the greatest actor ever and … Continue reading Nobody Smokes A Cigarette Like Bruce Willis
Things are going great at the fake magazine right now. We are experiencing record profits, and now have enough money to buy two large pizzas,with a liter of cola. Everyone is kind of like on a summer vacation from not writing articles (if that makes any sense). So I am stuck here with the interns, and these people are insane. The other night two of … Continue reading Lip Sync Battle At The 46
We have been working hard here at the fake magazine. Smoking pot and watching TV is harder than it sounds. Also Nikki Free and myself have been hard at work doing field studies in the great state of Colorado. Did you know that you can buy weed at the store there? It is fucking awesome and some of them are even open as early as eight … Continue reading All Is Well Now That Orange Is The New Black Returns With A New Season
Hey slow down don’t stress out don’t start bugging bee don’t go that route. Just grab a little bag filled with that green then light it on fire and you will see. That life is fun and also short. And that smoking weed is your favorite sport. Then you will laugh and probably eat then dance alone to a funky beat. The moral of the … Continue reading I Can’t Stress It Enough! A Rap By Old Skool Joe
So we are chilling out on the patio at the office grilling up some nice sausage and peppers, smoking weed, and drinking wine. It is a perfect day for getting some rest and relaxation. Then it was strange…like it got dark all of a sudden, then Grandpa The Don appeared and told us that he really digs our magazine and has something to tell the … Continue reading A Message From Grandpa The Don
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