The Legend of….
It’s COMING! Did I spell that right? It’s COMING! Two times… ahh yeah Not now Dr S! If not now then when? It’s COMING! Did someone call…. The Doctor? Continue reading The Legend of….
Category: weed
Summertime The Old Skool Joe Remix
(hits blunt) Man it’s the dog days of summer like a motherfucker. Nothing to do but fire up the grill and watch the MLB All-Star Game. Fuck you Pink Panther baseball is not boring. You would probably like baseball if you had thumbs. (hits blunt) I don’t know if you know this but my Cubs are in first place. We don’t recognize any non goat … Continue reading Summertime The Old Skool Joe Remix
Rapping With Old Skool Joe
Word. Now that DJ 3Z3 is back we can get down to the business of my comeback album. Fuck you Pink Panther this is a great idea. First off let’s pour out a little liquor for a fallen soldier MC Bucky B. He may have been a hamster, but he was one of the realest to ever walk the earth. Unfortunately old Bucky had some … Continue reading Rapping With Old Skool Joe
Two Dope Boys in a Mini Van
A long long, long, long, long time ago, before the beginning of time, there was these boys. A band… They called themselves 46forum. Everyone they knew though, called them Outkast. These boys you see, were not yet men. They were not… I don’t know how you would say… They were not ahead of their time. They did though live a reality that screamed of the … Continue reading Two Dope Boys in a Mini Van
3z3 Snap Rap
One minute you’re cool The next minute, you’re on fire. How could they say to contain yourself? Then all they say is to be real until you blame yourself. I took a hit of this bud and said fuck it, I’ll make it myself. Now I’m it home drinking top shelf Like I fuckin got wealth Listening to J Cole living like he got health … Continue reading 3z3 Snap Rap
Friday Night Rights
What up 46ers?! It’s been too long. Well… It’s Friday night and you know what the fuck that means and if you don’t…. What can I do to help you understand? It’s Friday! Anyway, let’s get right to the point, I don’t want you to feel attacked before we discuss some very important subject matter. I was up at the 46forum Headquarters the other night … Continue reading Friday Night Rights
Why So Serious Old Skool Joe
Yeah I smoke bud. So what. I don’t see anything wrong with it. I feel like I smoke responsibly. That’s a thing right? I don’t let weed get in the way of my money. But I do spend my money on weed. Also food.. I buy a lot of food. Don’t forget beer. What the fuck am I doing explaining myself to you? Who the … Continue reading Why So Serious Old Skool Joe
Old Skool Joe Still Smoking
I have really been slacking lately. But you have to admit it’s hard to get excited about writing for a fake magazine. You don’t have to go out there in the real world Pink Panther you’re a stuffed animal! It’s scary out there. Shit is real. Pass the blunt. I’m Old Skool Joe the greatest rapper who ever rocked a mic, but I got to … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Still Smoking
Getting High With Old Skool Joe
I don’t know what to tell you I’ve been busy. Putting in a lot of extra work down at the fish joint. It’s because they threw my boy Tuby under the bus. No… literally the Red Hat Bitches threw him in front of the bus. Something about counting cards. I wasn’t really listening. Doris has some primo buds right now. She sold me a quarter … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Getting High With Old Skool Joe
I would like to nominate the Wu Tang Clan for acceptance in the 46forum hall of fame. What’s that? What are you deaf? It’s our hall of fame. Every great fake magazine should have one. So then it is settled, the Wu Tang Clan is up for nomination. Any objections? The floor is now open for debate. I also reserve the right to slap the … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
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