The Legend of the Christian Zombie Vampires

Download a free copy of the entire book! Chapter 15 Days of Swine and Roses Darius looked down on Gregg’s body. He looked weak and high from the powder that The Woman blew so sickly into his face. “Who won that last game on 2k?” Gregg asked.“You did it’s tied at three. Quit playing get up so we can hit Chico’s before it closes and … Continue reading The Legend of the Christian Zombie Vampires

Talking Spooky Shit With Old Skool Joe

Pink Panther what the fuck man! I think the fake magazine might be haunted. No bullshit, I’m missing some money and a lot of bud. And what the fuck is a Christian Zombie Vampire? More importantly who the hell is writing this shit. Gregg and Darius haven’t lived here for like 20 fuckin’ years! I’m hearing funny shit at night man and it’s like almost … Continue reading Talking Spooky Shit With Old Skool Joe

The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

Get the full book free of charge! Chapter 14 Mirrors Gregg’s body fell to the floor violently. As he fell from the grasp of The Father of Nothing, he banged his head on the cold rock floor. He laid there with a single tear running down his cheek. Darius yelled for Gregg to get up. Gregg blinked three times but he could not move his … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

Get your free copy of the eBook here! Chapter 11 Holy Stolen/Meetings of Ends Warm rain poured down in the night in Juarez Mexico. Father Rahm stood drenched and dripping in front of the greatest of all villains. His skin was moist and his breath was short but strong. Lightning flashes illuminated The Count and the shadows of the two intertwined on the floor the … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

Get your free copy of the eBook here! Chapter 10 Three Books of Balance The Book of Kathy In order to properly tell the tale of the Legend of the Christian Zombie Vampire,  one must know of Kathy. Her story is as important to the plot as her presence was to the lives of the characters in the story. Kathy was a friend to all. … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

Download the eBook for free! Chapter III The Dark Side Reborn (Council of Doom) Dark shadows lingered in the cold brick room.  A spotlight in the center of the round room lays down a glowing light on the time of moonlight. The light illuminated most of the room. Three feet from the outer edge of the room stayed pitch black, and all spells performed in … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

Get the full book free of charge here! Chapter 2 Getting Home Mitch sat still, holding a blunt that needed ashing. The ashes grew long, and the smoke swirled up off of his fingers. His eyes were red, and his face was stoic. Darius and Gregg laughed it away. Darius stood up and stretched his arms way up and took a deep breath. He looked … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

Chapter 1 46/23 Pink Ladies Delight Two Dope Boys at the 46 As summer went on in Las Cruces, New Mexico, two men sat in their small apartment smoking a blunt and playing video games. The days of hundred-degree heat strung together like DiMaggio’s hit streak of 1941. There were no signs of it cooling anytime soon, but that was understood. In this part of … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires