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Smoke Session At The 46
Darius: Hey guys! Where the bud at fools? Old Skool Joe: Come on man. Don’t you ever knock? Darius: Why would hell would I knock? Spaceman Jones: This is some of that Early Girl. Fresh off the home planet. Darius:(hits bong) Damn that is super loud. Super loud…that’s something the kids are saying now right? Old Skool Joe: I don’t fucking know. Pink Panther: How’s it going Darius? You taking care … Continue reading Smoke Session At The 46
Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Spaceman Jones: Maybe it’s just we are always sheltered in place, but I just don’t understand why people want to go back to work so bad? Everyone I know with a job spends all of their free time bitching about it. Old Skool Joe: Fucking Fish Joint! Spaceman Jones: See. Look, I get it, it sucks being stuck somewhere. I can’t even go to the moon right … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
Old Skool Joe: Fire up that space kush! What the fuck are we watching? Spaceman Jones: Parasite, I think it won an academy award. Don’t quote me on that. Old Skool Joe: That don’t mean shit! I still haven’t gotten my damn award! Pink Panther: You gotta be in a movie first dipshit. Spaceman Jones: This movie is trippy. I don’t think I’ve ever seen … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
Ribs For Her Pleasure: A Dr. S Chronicle
Trying to feel good. Trying to smile. Trying not to think about thinking and it’s making me ill. Not sick. Fuckin ill. Back on up on that. Or marinade… Well fucking A! Did someone say marinade? Let’s talk preventative theory here. I wanna prevent you from being dry. I want to eat you. I need you to be moist.While the ribs are in the oven. … Continue reading Ribs For Her Pleasure: A Dr. S Chronicle
Side Dishes and Queens: A Dr. S Chronicle
Baby come home. I need to eat. Feels like years since you been here. I guess it was only a little over a week. Yo Spaceman Jones! What up G? You hear about Darius and Gregg? I heard someone say they were planning to knockout some goat named Ned. I dont know what the fuck that’s about, but I do know this… Dean Martin is … Continue reading Side Dishes and Queens: A Dr. S Chronicle
Tacos de la S: A Dr. S Chronicle
1st and foremost, its mutherfukkin taco day and that’s what it is! Now… let’s keep it simple, let’s keep it authentic. Let’s add some flair. Here are the ingredients for Tacos de la S. 1/2 pound Mexican chorizo 1 pound ground beef *dont worry too much about fat content. The grease on this should be prevalent Salt Pepper Ground garlic 1 large yellow onion Combine … Continue reading Tacos de la S: A Dr. S Chronicle
The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Get the full book free of charge! Chapter 14 Mirrors Gregg’s body fell to the floor violently. As he fell from the grasp of The Father of Nothing, he banged his head on the cold rock floor. He laid there with a single tear running down his cheek. Darius yelled for Gregg to get up. Gregg blinked three times but he could not move his … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Get your free copy of the eBook here! Chapter 10 Three Books of Balance The Book of Kathy In order to properly tell the tale of the Legend of the Christian Zombie Vampire, one must know of Kathy. Her story is as important to the plot as her presence was to the lives of the characters in the story. Kathy was a friend to all. … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Chapter 8 The Cross/The Chains The Woman walked with her head uncloaked through the fires of Hell. She walked through the melange of disparity. Her vibe, walking was perfunctory. She held her head high and seemed to glide right through flames that bit at her heels and whipped up around her shins at each step taken. The mood was as somber as one could imagine; … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
46forum Fake Magazine 