Nobody smokes a cigarette like Bruce Willis and you can tweet that. Bruce Willis may very well be the greatest actor that ever lived, and he wasn’t a bad singer either. Did you know he once pimped out the Temptations and made them sing backup for him at a shitty concert? It happened look! That being said he is still the greatest actor ever and … Continue reading Nobody Smokes A Cigarette Like Bruce Willis
We have been working hard here at the fake magazine. Smoking pot and watching TV is harder than it sounds. Also Nikki Free and myself have been hard at work doing field studies in the great state of Colorado. Did you know that you can buy weed at the store there? It is fucking awesome and some of them are even open as early as eight … Continue reading All Is Well Now That Orange Is The New Black Returns With A New Season
The Pink Panther gathered the entire staff at 46forum Fake Magazine into the conference room for a meeting and said “I just wanted to say thank you for all of your hard work. It takes a lot of talent to smoke weed and watch television with such passion and dedication.Did any of you guys stop and ask yourself how can a stuffed animal afford to … Continue reading Getting Paid To Smoke Weed! Here’s The Plan
People often ask “What do you mean you work at a fake magazine?” It really seems to bother some people when I say it. They cannot grasp the concept that we sit around and smoke weed all day then call doing that a job. Our editor is a stuffed animal, the sports desk also serves as a coffee table, and we sleep in our offices. … Continue reading Wait…So It’s A Fake Magazine?
Hey guys Old Skool Joe here, Lately the staff has been making it a point to offend as many people as possible. It has been declared by our editor The Pink Panther that this be known as the week of vulgarity. It all started when I found this note on my desk. Apparently, The Pink Panther wants us to start a website dedicated to stinky … Continue reading 46forum Presents The Week Of Vulgarity
Nikki Free doesn’t know much about sports, but she’s been threatened to lose her fake job if she doesn’t fill out a bracket. (They would never really fire me. I’m the only one with boobs at the office.) So it’s a drizzly Tuesday and Nikki Free is sitting at her desk (her daybed next to the window) with her ferocious dog Goliath keeping guard. Nikki … Continue reading Nikki Free Fills Out A Bracket
Nikki Free sings with the echo of a rock goddess. Nikki Free plucks the strings of a champagne electric guitar. Nikki Free sways with the rhythm of dancing souls. Nikki Free dreams in color. Nikki Free sings for freedom. Nikki Free unfolds in melodies and sweeps in on waves. Nikki Free never frowns. Nikki Free talks in third person. Ya. She does that. A lot. … Continue reading Nikki Free Is An Artist
Quit fucking abbreviating everything! I’m from the old school and back in my day if you wanted to tell someone something then you had to say the entire phrase. If you don’t get tired then say it because I don’t know what the fuck #IDGT means. Lol! If your hungry say let’s go eat not #LGE. Legion of boom sounds more intimidating than #LOB. Back … Continue reading #IJDU A Rant By Old Skool Joe
A balance of three Simply complicated Yes indeed A demon with wings My sick Wu Tang thing Presents shall devils bring And he shall shall yield Apologize and kneel Secretly scorned by an angel. Such is three so goes me. Continue reading Tattooed Angel Miriam
“Domino motherfucker” yelled Mr. Showtime as he slammed his piece on the table. “I don’t mean to brag…but I’m the greatest I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.” “That’s what she said” The Pink Panther chimed in. ” No what she said is you woke up and pissed in my VCR” replied Mr. Showtime as he began to light up a joint. He passed … Continue reading A Conversation At The Domino Table
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