(hits bong) So I’m working at my other job at the fish joint, because we still aren’t receiving steady paychecks from the stuffed animal who runs this fine fake magazine. Anyway this old man walks in and sits in one of the booths. He looks like one of those crazy old men that goes out in public just to start arguments. So I go and … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
(hits bong) At what point is it okay for me to say “Fuck it…I’m just going to wear sweatpants with everything.” Do I have to reach a certain weight? Is there like a checklist of life accomplishments that you need to complete? (hits bong) You can’t be dressed for business and pleasure at the same damn time! You have to pick one or the other. … Continue reading Sweatpants And Dress Shirts With Spaceman Jones
(hits bong) Ha! Remember the episode of Saved By The Bell where Jessie was hooked on drugs? I mean they were only caffeine pills, but that shit was still funny. That poor girl was under a lot of pressure. She really had to sing. (hits bong) I don’t think I would have lasted very long at Bayside. Mr. Belding would probably have a heart attack … Continue reading What If Spaceman Jones Went To Bayside High?
(hits bong) Ladies and gentlemen the smoke has settled, and the teams are set for Super Bowl 50. We have the Carolina Panthers going against the Denver Broncos. (hits bong) I don’t know who to pick they both have really good teams. Denver has one of the best quarterbacks ever to play football…Peyton Manning. According to some of our female staff members, the guy looks … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe (Super Bowl Edition)
#666 Surviving the zombie apocalypse We don’t have to worry about running out of weed during the zombie apocalypse anymore! (hits bong) There is a lab that is working on a cure, and the best part is they turn zombies into plants, mix it with some weed, enzymes, and some other shit. They call it z-weed! You don’t believe me look it up! I saw … Continue reading Stoners Guide To The Galaxy Vol. 666
How come when you’re finished eating,people ask if you saved room for dessert? What does that even mean? Are there people that actually do save room? (hits bong) Apparently the dog wants to start writing a column. It’s gonna be tough sledding for Goliath. How is he gonna type without thumbs? (hits bong) Then again I said the same thing about my boss The Pink … Continue reading Old Skool Joe…Still High
Yesterday a certain stuffed animal who will remain nameless wrote some pretty libelous shit about me on the internet. So I have taken a leave of absence from the fish market to attend this emergency meeting. (hits bong) I’m Old Skool Joe if you did not know. They used to play my rhymes on the radio. I’m in charge of fish and proud of that … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe…Again
We have been a fake magazine for over a year now and I am satisfied with the results. Around 50,000 human beings took the time to read the absolute nonsense that we typed while smoking weed, and drinking heavily. What can I say…we like to party. Now that might not be a big number or whatever, but it is a lot better than I thought … Continue reading 46forum Still A Fake Magazine Even After A Year
#7 Half Baked A true stoner classic! I’m not going to take the time to explain the plot because any respectable pot-head has already seen this movie countless times. If you have not seen this movie…well then you have a homework assignment. Buy some weed, smoke it, and then watch this movie on Netflix, or YouTube, or go and buy it. I don’t give a shit … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
(Hits Bong) Today I saw an old blind woman walk across the intersection in front of me at a stop sign. She crossed the street, missed the sidewalk, and was walking into oncoming traffic. So I got out of the car to help. I said “can I help you back onto the sidewalk you are in the middle of the street. She told me “fuck … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
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