(Hits Bong) Today I saw an old blind woman walk across the intersection in front of me at a stop sign. She crossed the street, missed the sidewalk, and was walking into oncoming traffic. So I got out of the car to help. I said “can I help you back onto the sidewalk you are in the middle of the street. She told me “fuck … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
The only thing more fun than smoking weed and watching TV, is watching sports and drinking beer, then smoking weed during half-time. Even if you don’t smoke weed we can all agree that sports are awesome. Everyday we have spirited discussions on Facebook about various sports related topics in our staff group 46 Sports Roundtable. It’s an open group anyone can join in and voice their … Continue reading The 46 Sports Roundtable
#5 Revenge Of The Nerds: One of the best movies to watch when you are stoned is the 1984 classic Revenge Of The Nerds. You see kids stoners of today would be considered nerds in the 1980’s. It’s true! I was there. Anyway the movie is about these two friends Gilbert and Lewis who are off to start college. When they get to school and … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
One of the best things about this time of year is that all of my favorite shows are back with new seasons. It can get hard smoking weed and watching TV when you are watching re-runs all of the time. Don’t get me wrong there are some great original shows on Netflix, and Hulu. Shows like Narcos, Orange Is The New Black, House Of Cards, … Continue reading Smoking Weed And Watching TV
#249 Going To The Movies: If you are going to the movies then make sure to smoke weed at least fifteen minutes before the movie starts. If you can help it try to go to a drive-in movie, or a movie theater that no one else goes to, so that you can light up at least thirty minutes into the movie. If that isn’t an … Continue reading The Stoners Guide To The Galaxy Vol. 249
The word hero gets thrown around often, and way more often then it should be. So I think we should all take a moment and salute a real life hero by the name of Kermit The Frog. I mean where do I start? The guy has been the heart and soul of the Muppets since like 1955,back when he was just a paper bag. Kermit … Continue reading Kermit The Frog Is A Real American Hero
Dear Internet, Thank you for taking the time out of your busy day to read a fake magazine written by stoners. When my life long friends Old Skool Joe and Spaceman Jones told me they wanted to run a magazine at first I thought they were crazy. Then I thought well I’m a stuffed animal so why can’t a couple of stoners run a fake … Continue reading A Letter From The Editor
Spaceman Jones hits bong… “If you are going to insist on having a job then make sure that you remember to get as high on marijuana as you can before going in. To make the day go by faster, simply pretend that the customers are your best friends in the whole wide world. The most important thing you have to remember is to take lots … Continue reading Spaceman Jones Presents: The Stoners Guide To The Galaxy
Humor me for a moment please and smoke weed, then listen to this song. The word hero gets thrown around a lot. Some people deserve to be called heroes, and some don’t. But today I would like to recognize a real life hero Howard The Duck! Howard arrived in Cleveland after being teleported to Earth while enjoying a beer and looking at duck boobs. He … Continue reading Howard The Duck A Real American Hero
Things are great. The fake magazine is running smoothly, gas prices are…who am I kidding I don’t know how much gas is. The important thing is we are having fun, and apparently we are upsetting Google, because they keep sending The Pink Panther threatening messages, and that is hilarious to me since The Pink Panther is a stuffed animal. I just concentrate on my official … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Is High On Life
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