(hits bong) What the fuck is Harry Potter complaining about? He gets to go to magic school! When I was in school it was considered a stellar day if Doris the lunch lady didn’t get cigarette ashes in our slop, and this motherfucker wants to complain about his life? (hits bong) I wonder if I could get a job as a janitor at a magic … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones