How come Jackie Chan never gets the girl in any of his movies? I mean maybe I’m wrong, but it seems like he gets nervous around women in all of his movies. If I spent all that time doing karate, and helping women with their problems, then I would at least want an over the pants hand job from the lady I was saving. I’m just … Continue reading Random Thoughts From Spaceman Jones
Another day spent smoking weed, watching television, playing video games, and playing on the computer. Damn, working at a fake magazine is a tough job. The no paycheck thing sucks but at least we never run out of marijuana, so that’s cool. Uh, I think we need to go more Ghostbusters with this thing, and I’m not just saying that because I just watched that … Continue reading We Need More Ghostbusters In Here
We have been getting high all day and everyone is starting to get the munchies. It’s about time for some food and I don’t care where we eat. Wherever we go I am going to burst in there like The Fat Boys did in “Krush Groove”. Ha! That was a good one… but seriously have you ever seen that movie? It’s awesome you should watch it. It’s … Continue reading The Sunday Night Oldies Show
What the hell happened last night? That guy The Pink Panther sure knows how to party. It was his birthday yesterday and we had a huge party in his honor. We were pretty wasted last night. The last thing I remember is The Pink Panther groping the new secretary . It was a little much even for him. Next thing you know I am waking up … Continue reading Hangover Edition
“I just stick with that funky shit and it never lets me down…and I talk a lot of shit.” -Too Short Whoa! When I heard Too Short say that on “The Smokebox” it like totally blew my mind. It was like he wrote the mission statement for the fake magazine today and he didn’t even know it. For those of you unfamiliar with “The Smokebox” it is only … Continue reading It’s The Funk It’s Always Been The Funk
Dear Old Skool Joe, Boxing got my head dizzy bro. I don’t know if you caught my last fight but it didn’t go so good. So I’m writing to tell you that I am retiring from boxing and coming home to help you guys with the fake magazine or whatever. Do you have a boxing writer guy? You know like my main man Larry Merchant. … Continue reading It’s Showtime At The 46
Dear 46forum staff, I would like to thank you for your hard work on this fine fake magazine. We have been rated the number one fake magazine on the internet even though we have only been operating for a month, and haven’t written any articles. Maybe we can turn a profit this month if we start writing articles, or at least consider posting pictures of hot babes. Smoking … Continue reading A Letter From The Editor Of A Fake Magazine
Boys and girls, listen here there is a new cure to all your woes it starts with your mind do it right and peace you will find. I’ll guide you along the way. The subject is simple, the problems are there all can be solved with attention and care. So what is it we are scared of? Are you strong enough to free your mind? … Continue reading By Appointment Only
Why do pot dealers feel like it’s necessary to tell me the name of the weed ? I just bought a bag of goat head, or goat piss, or something like that from my dealer. I don’t care what it’s called just get me high so I can deal with the pressure of working for a fake magazine. Dammit Jim I’m a janitor not a reporter. Hell yeah! So I got my … Continue reading Smoking At The 46 Sports Desk (the coffee table)
No one knows where he came from. He came rhyming his words they all say. He carries a pen and a note pad, but no one can read what it says. So that’s why they call him a doctor! But why is his claimed name an S? Word has it he beats on an old drum, Where all healing and success begins and ends with … Continue reading Dee Oh See Tee Oh Are (S)
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