Old Skool Joe burst into the office and said “Guys you know what I always say?” The Pink Panther shot back “Um…don’t worry it’s not weed, it’s just water, so it’s cool to smoke my pen here?” Dr.S then chimed in “Um…remember kids drink your drugs, and don’t do milk?” Old Skool Joe pulled the blunt from behind his ear, lit it up, and said … Continue reading Finally A Song About Shoes
Hey guys Old Skool Joe here, Lately the staff has been making it a point to offend as many people as possible. It has been declared by our editor The Pink Panther that this be known as the week of vulgarity. It all started when I found this note on my desk. Apparently, The Pink Panther wants us to start a website dedicated to stinky … Continue reading 46forum Presents The Week Of Vulgarity
So we are chilling out in the office thinking of what to write next…wait who am I kidding, we were getting stoned out of our minds. Nikki Free wants to watch a movie, but the only problem is Nikki Free doesn’t like picking the movie. So she scrolls through the selection of movies and shows until we come across this flick Wolfcop. If you are a … Continue reading We Need To Call The Wolfcop
“Hey guys I think I might be turning in my wings” said Spaceman Jones as he exhaled a giant cloud of smoke. “No seriously guys I don’t think I have the chops to go out there into space anymore. It’s scary out there.” He then passed the blunt to the Pink Panther who blew the excess ash off of the front, took a pull, and … Continue reading A Meeting(Smoke Session) At The 46
Quit fucking abbreviating everything! I’m from the old school and back in my day if you wanted to tell someone something then you had to say the entire phrase. If you don’t get tired then say it because I don’t know what the fuck #IDGT means. Lol! If your hungry say let’s go eat not #LGE. Legion of boom sounds more intimidating than #LOB. Back … Continue reading #IJDU A Rant By Old Skool Joe
“Domino motherfucker” yelled Mr. Showtime as he slammed his piece on the table. “I don’t mean to brag…but I’m the greatest I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.” “That’s what she said” The Pink Panther chimed in. ” No what she said is you woke up and pissed in my VCR” replied Mr. Showtime as he began to light up a joint. He passed … Continue reading A Conversation At The Domino Table
It’s Friday so let us remember the lessons of our forefathers. Get high, fight dirty, and don’t get cat fished. Also don’t forget to throw your neighborhood in the air like you just don’t care. Make sure to get high today because it is Friday, you don’t have a job and you don’t have anything planned. Seriously pass the blunt already. Sincerely, Old Skool Joe P.S. … Continue reading Oh Yeah Cuz It’s Friday
How come Jackie Chan never gets the girl in any of his movies? I mean maybe I’m wrong, but it seems like he gets nervous around women in all of his movies. If I spent all that time doing karate, and helping women with their problems, then I would at least want an over the pants hand job from the lady I was saving. I’m just … Continue reading Random Thoughts From Spaceman Jones
Another day spent smoking weed, watching television, playing video games, and playing on the computer. Damn, working at a fake magazine is a tough job. The no paycheck thing sucks but at least we never run out of marijuana, so that’s cool. Uh, I think we need to go more Ghostbusters with this thing, and I’m not just saying that because I just watched that … Continue reading We Need More Ghostbusters In Here
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