Hits bong… “You know what’s a good show Blackish I’ve been watching that shit lately on Hulu and it kinda reminds me of The Cosby Show but with way more sex.” Hits Bong… “So like if everyone in the world is stupid…and I failed a piss test…does that make me no better than them?” Hits Bong… “Wait why do we keep passing weed to puppets and stuffed animals, … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Nobody smokes a cigarette like Bruce Willis and you can tweet that. Bruce Willis may very well be the greatest actor that ever lived, and he wasn’t a bad singer either. Did you know he once pimped out the Temptations and made them sing backup for him at a shitty concert? It happened look! That being said he is still the greatest actor ever and … Continue reading Nobody Smokes A Cigarette Like Bruce Willis
It has been almost a month since anyone posted anything on the fake magazine. What the hell is going on? Old Skool Joe has disappeared along with Nikki Free and they are in Colorado smoking weed all day and going to concerts. Spaceman Jones hasn’t been heard from ever since watching that stupid earthquake movie. Dr. S is still awaiting trial and I’m stuck here … Continue reading OH CANUCK LAND! Our Home of Weed and Bud!
Hey slow down don’t stress out don’t start bugging bee don’t go that route. Just grab a little bag filled with that green then light it on fire and you will see. That life is fun and also short. And that smoking weed is your favorite sport. Then you will laugh and probably eat then dance alone to a funky beat. The moral of the … Continue reading I Can’t Stress It Enough! A Rap By Old Skool Joe
So we are chilling out on the patio at the office grilling up some nice sausage and peppers, smoking weed, and drinking wine. It is a perfect day for getting some rest and relaxation. Then it was strange…like it got dark all of a sudden, then Grandpa The Don appeared and told us that he really digs our magazine and has something to tell the … Continue reading A Message From Grandpa The Don
“Now this is what I call a true wake and bake. What a better way to start the day than with a fresh bowl!” -Hollywood Badass Breakfast at the 46 is always a big deal, so stay high and stay fly. Sincerely, Old Skool Joe Continue reading Breakfast With Hollywood Badass
The Pink Panther gathered the entire staff at 46forum Fake Magazine into the conference room for a meeting and said “I just wanted to say thank you for all of your hard work. It takes a lot of talent to smoke weed and watch television with such passion and dedication.Did any of you guys stop and ask yourself how can a stuffed animal afford to … Continue reading Getting Paid To Smoke Weed! Here’s The Plan
“I think it will be a great fight a real chess match with Floyd getting the decision.” -Mr. Showtime “Floyd be runnin and Manny will be gunnin.” -Hollywood Badass “Man Floyd is gonna beat the brakes off of Manny! It’s going to be like Rocky Balboa against Apollo Creed only this time Apollo is going to duck. Damn! He shouldn’t have fought that damn Drago! … Continue reading Fight Night So Who Ya Got? The 46forum Staff Weighs In
People often ask “What do you mean you work at a fake magazine?” It really seems to bother some people when I say it. They cannot grasp the concept that we sit around and smoke weed all day then call doing that a job. Our editor is a stuffed animal, the sports desk also serves as a coffee table, and we sleep in our offices. … Continue reading Wait…So It’s A Fake Magazine?
Life is short do what you want. You can either roll sushi or just roll blunts. You can hit the bong or roll a joint. As long as you are high you get the point. You can be a spaceman if that’s your thing. You can rap, deliver pizzas, or even sing. You could even work at a fake magazine. My point is this fuck … Continue reading Getting High And Rapping With Old Skool Joe
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