I would like to give a shout out to the greatest invention in the history of mankind Hulu. It gives me a chance to catch up on all of my favorite shows, and I smoke and watch that shit for like hours at a time. So my new favorite soap opera is that show “Empire” I think it comes on Fox on Wednesdays. The show is absolutely awful, … Continue reading Empire State Of Mind
What’s good people? It’s your boy Big Mike the Mothafuckin Mack (It’s like a “Tribe Called Quest” you have to say the whole thang). Anyways the good people at 46 forum have given me Big Mike the Mothafuckin Mack (you got to say the whole thang man) an opportunity to speak to you through this fake magazine. Word up! First off fuck my 9-5. Enough said. Second off, fuck my … Continue reading Who’s Pork Chop Is It Anyway?
Dear 46 forum staff, First off I would like to thank you for all of your hard work and dedication to running this fake magazine. We need to understand that we are not writers, we are stoners, and that is a big difference. In fact some of us are stuffed animals, while a few of us are imaginary characters. We don’t write good. Shit! We can barely talk half … Continue reading A Letter From The Editor Of A Fake Magazine
The Dallas Cowboys got boned. That was a catch , and those refs are blind, and paid off by State Farm. The strip club is a fun place to watch football, even though I had to tell one of the girls to not to shake her vagina near my hamburger. Yes I ate a hamburger from the strip club , because I was hungry. Boy … Continue reading Hangover Monday
Sunday is by far my favorite day of the week. For some people this is a day to go to church and then go to Red Lobster so they can complain about fish. But here at the 46 Sundays are for drinking, smoking, and yelling about sports. They are also meant for taking naps at two in the afternoon with your mouth wide open. Don’t … Continue reading Taking The Day Off or Sundays Are For Yelling
Anyone who thinks that running a fake magazine is easy, obviously has never run a fake magazine before. It is hard work and there are tons of deadlines, meetings, and other boring shit. People just see the glamour side of the business, and they don’t realize the amount of weed I have to smoke, and the countless hours on Hulu and YouTube I spend to … Continue reading Fake Magazine Blues
“I love smoking for the sport, but not the competition” Ha! Snoop Dogg really said that shit on this YouTube show that B-Real has called “The Smoke Box”. Anyway this is like my new favorite thing to do while I smoke my ganja. The one with Snoop Dogg is easily the best one. It just goes to show that if you smoke weed in a … Continue reading They Get Paid To Do This?
Do you think Robocop ever had to appear in court? It would be funny if Robocop made a guest appearance on “Law and Order,” or something. I have like one thousand movie ideas that include Robocop, and I think it is about time someone gave me some money to get these projects going. Like what if Robocop was a coach for the police athletic league, … Continue reading Just A Thought
Have you ever had on of those epic moments? So I wake up and do my usual routine which is smoke a bowl, and drink a cup of coffee. I went to the bathroom to wash my hands, and put some eye drops in. I looked up and saw a baby spider crawling on the mirror and my first instinct was to kill it but then … Continue reading Along Came A Spider
Damn I am such a pothead. I had to get this post in to keep the streak of writing everyday going. So I’m sitting here smoking weed and watching Godzilla with the crew at apartment 46, and I started thinking why doesn’t Bluto just eat the spinach and whoop Popeye’s ass? Also when are they gonna show Godzilla in this fuckin movie? Also who’s on … Continue reading Late Night
