“I just stick with that funky shit and it never lets me down…and I talk a lot of shit.” -Too Short Whoa! When I heard Too Short say that on “The Smokebox” it like totally blew my mind. It was like he wrote the mission statement for the fake magazine today and he didn’t even know it. For those of you unfamiliar with “The Smokebox” it is only … Continue reading It’s The Funk It’s Always Been The Funk
Dear 46forum staff, I would like to thank you for your hard work on this fine fake magazine. We have been rated the number one fake magazine on the internet even though we have only been operating for a month, and haven’t written any articles. Maybe we can turn a profit this month if we start writing articles, or at least consider posting pictures of hot babes. Smoking … Continue reading A Letter From The Editor Of A Fake Magazine
Boys and girls, listen here there is a new cure to all your woes it starts with your mind do it right and peace you will find. I’ll guide you along the way. The subject is simple, the problems are there all can be solved with attention and care. So what is it we are scared of? Are you strong enough to free your mind? … Continue reading By Appointment Only
Why do pot dealers feel like it’s necessary to tell me the name of the weed ? I just bought a bag of goat head, or goat piss, or something like that from my dealer. I don’t care what it’s called just get me high so I can deal with the pressure of working for a fake magazine. Dammit Jim I’m a janitor not a reporter. Hell yeah! So I got my … Continue reading Smoking At The 46 Sports Desk (the coffee table)
I hate Monday. Damn! The Pink Panther is already drinking, and it’s nine o clock in the damn morning. He is screaming at the top of his lungs about watching the worst Royal Rumble in the history of sports. He is very upset. I told him that wrestling isn’t a sport. Smoking weed is a sport but not pro wrestling. He threw a beer bottle at me, … Continue reading I Hate Mondays Like Garfield Hates Mondays
It has been very slow at the office lately. I’ve just spent the last three hours watching “Honest Movie Trailers” on YouTube, and they are funny. Big shout out to the Screen Junkies and if you haven’t heard of them,then I encourage you to look them up on YouTube. I like the Robocop one the best because it is like the greatest movie ever made. The … Continue reading Blowing Trees And Watching Movies At The 46
Do you think it would be hard to buy a bag of weed on Sesame Street? I would probably hit up Oscar The Grouch first, because he lives in a trash can. Mr. Snuffleupagus smokes for sure. But he also seems like the kind of guy who wants to smoke all my shit and never pitch in. Plus he is always kicking it with Big … Continue reading Sunny Days Blowing Clouds All Day
I think Dr. King would be proud if he came to visit apartment 46. He would see that his dream of different races coming together to smoke weed and play video games has been fulfilled. Sincerely, Old Skool Joe Continue reading Wear Your Hair Natural Like Dr. Martin Luther King
The best thing about working at a fake magazine is there are no rules. I can do whatever I want and never get fired, and there are no drug tests here because if there were the entire staff would be fired immediately. Sometimes this relaxed attitude towards work can be a problem, like the time my boss The Pink Panther simulated fornication with my wife using a mop handle. … Continue reading You Will Never Work At ESPN Old Skool Joe
With our economy stuck in a seemingly never-ending recession and our national education averages dropping steadily, one might look to the dirt in thought and think of things that grow from it for answers. States like Texas and New Mexico have begun to drill for oil and it has been very beneficial to the job market but as we all know by now, oil does … Continue reading Can Weed Save the Economy?
