“Hey guys I think I might be turning in my wings” said Spaceman Jones as he exhaled a giant cloud of smoke. “No seriously guys I don’t think I have the chops to go out there into space anymore. It’s scary out there.” He then passed the blunt to the Pink Panther who blew the excess ash off of the front, took a pull, and … Continue reading A Meeting(Smoke Session) At The 46
It’s time to fill out those brackets ladies and gentleman. Every year at the 46 we fill out brackets and compete for the 46forumsportsdeskcup. This year we are opening up the competition to the public. So if you would like to compete against the staff of a fake magazine, in a bracket pool for a Styrofoam cup, then join our ESPN Tournament Challenge group. If … Continue reading Who Will Win The 46forum Sports Desk Cup
Quit fucking abbreviating everything! I’m from the old school and back in my day if you wanted to tell someone something then you had to say the entire phrase. If you don’t get tired then say it because I don’t know what the fuck #IDGT means. Lol! If your hungry say let’s go eat not #LGE. Legion of boom sounds more intimidating than #LOB. Back … Continue reading #IJDU A Rant By Old Skool Joe
A balance of three Simply complicated Yes indeed A demon with wings My sick Wu Tang thing Presents shall devils bring And he shall shall yield Apologize and kneel Secretly scorned by an angel. Such is three so goes me. Continue reading Tattooed Angel Miriam
“Domino motherfucker” yelled Mr. Showtime as he slammed his piece on the table. “I don’t mean to brag…but I’m the greatest I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.” “That’s what she said” The Pink Panther chimed in. ” No what she said is you woke up and pissed in my VCR” replied Mr. Showtime as he began to light up a joint. He passed … Continue reading A Conversation At The Domino Table
It’s Friday so let us remember the lessons of our forefathers. Get high, fight dirty, and don’t get cat fished. Also don’t forget to throw your neighborhood in the air like you just don’t care. Make sure to get high today because it is Friday, you don’t have a job and you don’t have anything planned. Seriously pass the blunt already. Sincerely, Old Skool Joe P.S. … Continue reading Oh Yeah Cuz It’s Friday
How come Jackie Chan never gets the girl in any of his movies? I mean maybe I’m wrong, but it seems like he gets nervous around women in all of his movies. If I spent all that time doing karate, and helping women with their problems, then I would at least want an over the pants hand job from the lady I was saving. I’m just … Continue reading Random Thoughts From Spaceman Jones
Another day spent smoking weed, watching television, playing video games, and playing on the computer. Damn, working at a fake magazine is a tough job. The no paycheck thing sucks but at least we never run out of marijuana, so that’s cool. Uh, I think we need to go more Ghostbusters with this thing, and I’m not just saying that because I just watched that … Continue reading We Need More Ghostbusters In Here
We have been getting high all day and everyone is starting to get the munchies. It’s about time for some food and I don’t care where we eat. Wherever we go I am going to burst in there like The Fat Boys did in “Krush Groove”. Ha! That was a good one… but seriously have you ever seen that movie? It’s awesome you should watch it. It’s … Continue reading The Sunday Night Oldies Show
What the hell happened last night? That guy The Pink Panther sure knows how to party. It was his birthday yesterday and we had a huge party in his honor. We were pretty wasted last night. The last thing I remember is The Pink Panther groping the new secretary . It was a little much even for him. Next thing you know I am waking up … Continue reading Hangover Edition
