Man…I want to coach karate. I could be like a James Earl Jones in Best Of The Best. Roundhouse Tommy! See… here its just that easy. I don’t know. It’s hard coming up with stuff everyday Pink Panther. On a side note I have not recieved my paycheck. You know what the fuck I’m talking about! Don’t make me fuck you up! It will be like … Continue reading Talking Karate With Old Skool Joe
Space. Time. What does it all mean? Breakfast time? No seriously who wants to get breakfast with me. I’m very hungry. We did a ton of Cloverfield research last night. If we would have worked this hard in magic school, maybe we would have actually graduated. Have you seen The Cloverfield Paradox on Netflix yet? Watch it bro it’s a mind blower. What do I … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
I don’t know if you know this, but I am one of the leading bracketology experts in the country. Yes I am! I have won the 46sports bracket challenge the past five seasons. Who was in it? Wouldn’t you like to know. I just know a lot about basketball, and most people don’t know shit about basketball. I was a pretty good player back in … Continue reading A Letter To The 46SportsRoundtable Staff
I would like to nominate Gilbert Gottfried for the 46forum man of the year award. Who’s that? I should punch you in the stomach! Look…if we are going to be a fake magazine, then we should have fake awards. Why do I nominate him you ask? Well he’s one of the funniest motherfuckers ever to grace your planet, he is just an all around good … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Another day in paradise. I’m not complaining though. My riot predictions were correct. Philly fans are brutal and those are just facts. It was a good game though. I won some money but I don’t think she is gonna pay up. She says the fact that I’m still alive is payment is enough. Those old broads in the red hats are ruthless. They jumped my … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Old Skool Joe
Who’s gonna win the Super Bowl? If the Patriots win I won’t be surprised. I kind of want to see Philadelphia win because those guys know how to riot. That would be an epic riot. Philly fans are brutal. They booed Santa Claus you know. Who the hell boos Santa Claus? Hey Pink Panther do you want to go to Mexico and place some bets? … Continue reading Super Sunday With Old Skool Joe
It’s me Spaceman Jones just sitting here on the couch talking about old times. We actually met in magic school. Yes we did. Old Skool Joe would always complain that we had to wait to eat. Yeah they would give these long speeches, and it never had anything to do with us. I don’t think the dean liked Old Skool Joe. Probably because of all … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
#22 The Expendables If you take three of the greatest actors of all time and put them in a scene together, then there is no need for a plot. As a matter of fact you don’t even really need a script. I’m talking Arnold, Willis, and Stallone! Throw the dude from The Transporter in the mix,and you have yourself an Oscar worthy piece of cinema. … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
#46 Die Hard Bruce Willis at his finest! Kicking ass all over the screen, while the dad from Family Matters offers outstanding moral support from the car.A great movie to light up a joint, kick back, and enjoy the fireworks. (hits bong) If you really want to have some fun, then take a rip every time someone smokes a cigarette in this movie. It’s fun trust me. Yippie … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
(hits bong) So I’m working at my other job at the fish joint, because we still aren’t receiving steady paychecks from the stuffed animal who runs this fine fake magazine. Anyway this old man walks in and sits in one of the booths. He looks like one of those crazy old men that goes out in public just to start arguments. So I go and … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
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