The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

Chapter 1 46/23 Pink Ladies Delight Two Dope Boys at the 46 As summer went on in Las Cruces, New Mexico, two men sat in their small apartment smoking a blunt and playing video games. The days of hundred-degree heat strung together like DiMaggio’s hit streak of 1941. There were no signs of it cooling anytime soon, but that was understood. In this part of … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires

Two Dope Boys in a Mini Van

A long long, long, long, long time ago, before the beginning of time, there was these boys. A band… They called themselves 46forum. Everyone they knew though, called them Outkast. These boys you see, were not yet men. They were not… I don’t know how you would say… They were not ahead of their time. They did though live a reality that screamed of the … Continue reading Two Dope Boys in a Mini Van

Late Night With Old Skool Joe

What the fuck Pink Panther! Why am I so mad? I just watched this movie A Futile And Stupid Gesture on Netflix. I’m starting to think your magazine idea wasn’t that original. Plus none of us are writers…or funny. And you are a stuffed animal. Whatever… that was a dope ass movie, maybe one of the best I’ve ever seen. Still…we should be getting paid … Continue reading Late Night With Old Skool Joe

Brews And Blunts With Old Skool Joe

It’s taco tuesday! Day drinking it is! Nope… I’m not going to the fish joint today. Tuby wanted me to come in, but I was like fuck that. I’m already like eight beers in…there is no way I’m going in. So here we are watching soccer with hipsters. Pretty chill vibe. Whatever happened to like slimy dive bars? Where are all of the entertaining day … Continue reading Brews And Blunts With Old Skool Joe