What’s up guys Spaceman Jones here. I’ve been in the Kush Nebula cultivating some primo clouds. Here you go Pinkerous. throw that shit in the cloud converter and let’s get stoned. I read that vampire story. That shit was pretty fucking cool. I actually saw Gregg and Darius doing a two-man show at Floyd’s. Apparently they are doing an inter-galactic book tour, and something about … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
Download a free copy of the full book here! Epilogue 3 Days Later The room was bright and warm. It was bright to the point where Gregg could not see. It was warm in a way that kept Gregg calm. He moved his feet in step. He walked blindly, yet like the prayer dictated, he walked by faith. Gregg could hear a voice on what … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Download a free copy of the entire book! Chapter 15 Days of Swine and Roses Darius looked down on Gregg’s body. He looked weak and high from the powder that The Woman blew so sickly into his face. “Who won that last game on 2k?” Gregg asked.“You did it’s tied at three. Quit playing get up so we can hit Chico’s before it closes and … Continue reading The Legend of the Christian Zombie Vampires
Get your free copy of the eBook here! Chapter 12 Masterpieces/Peace Masters and The Council of Doom “Hello love.” Gregg replied. The two stood breathless and in a room that was filling with party people and freaks. Vampires, gangsters and innocent people walked in the doors alike. For the moment that stood still though, Jamie and Gregg stood alone in the Pink Lady. Gregg looked … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Get your free copy of the eBook here! Chapter 9 The Book of Brandon/ Confessions to Luna Brandon was a large man about six-foot two, and built like a fullback. A real people person who could sell water to the ocean. On this particular day he was navigating the streets of Las Cruces in his bronze Toyota Camry. He was listening to a rap song … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Chapter 8 The Cross/The Chains The Woman walked with her head uncloaked through the fires of Hell. She walked through the melange of disparity. Her vibe, walking was perfunctory. She held her head high and seemed to glide right through flames that bit at her heels and whipped up around her shins at each step taken. The mood was as somber as one could imagine; … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Get the entire free eBook here! Chapter 6 The Book of Shiloh/Moonlit Plans Halloween Night 20 years ago. As he walked down the stairs from Gregg and Darius’s apartment Shiloh gazed up at the moon and smiled. It was Halloween, one of his favorite holidays, and he had spent it among friends. Immune to the drama that occurred just moments ago in apartment 46. He … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Download the eBook for free! Chapter III The Dark Side Reborn (Council of Doom) Dark shadows lingered in the cold brick room. A spotlight in the center of the round room lays down a glowing light on the time of moonlight. The light illuminated most of the room. Three feet from the outer edge of the room stayed pitch black, and all spells performed in … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Get the full book free of charge here! Chapter 2 Getting Home Mitch sat still, holding a blunt that needed ashing. The ashes grew long, and the smoke swirled up off of his fingers. His eyes were red, and his face was stoic. Darius and Gregg laughed it away. Darius stood up and stretched his arms way up and took a deep breath. He looked … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Wow! Look at you guys this fake magazine is looking better than it did before I left. I’m back from my home planet with some primo cloud. Fire up the converter Pinkerous we are gonna party like we are back on Detroiticus. The Federation still considers you public enemy number one. Don’t worry I didn’t tell anyone you were here posing as a stuffed animal, … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
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