What’s up guys Spaceman Jones here. I’ve been in the Kush Nebula cultivating some primo clouds. Here you go Pinkerous. throw that shit in the cloud converter and let’s get stoned. I read that vampire story. That shit was pretty fucking cool. I actually saw Gregg and Darius doing a two-man show at Floyd’s. Apparently they are doing an inter-galactic book tour, and something about … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
Talking seafood yeah. Talking aphrodisiacs that are crustaceans, yeah! So what are we gonna do? Let’s start it fresh girl, yeah, just like you. A playlist of old time love songs that make me think of you. *click the link above and let’s link up. You know what’s up. I’ll take my time and be happy as long as it means you. Starting fresh, … Continue reading Body up Mussels: A Dr. S Chronicle
Wow Pink Panther I gotta give you some props, you are actually pulling this thing off. Question… who wrote that vampire shit? It got kind of dark there at the end though. Also those guys haven’t lived there for over 20 years. Fuck you I’m not scared. But if ghosts are gonna start working here you have to let me know. We agreed on that … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Download a free copy of the full book here! Epilogue 3 Days Later The room was bright and warm. It was bright to the point where Gregg could not see. It was warm in a way that kept Gregg calm. He moved his feet in step. He walked blindly, yet like the prayer dictated, he walked by faith. Gregg could hear a voice on what … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Pink Panther what the fuck man! I think the fake magazine might be haunted. No bullshit, I’m missing some money and a lot of bud. And what the fuck is a Christian Zombie Vampire? More importantly who the hell is writing this shit. Gregg and Darius haven’t lived here for like 20 fuckin’ years! I’m hearing funny shit at night man and it’s like almost … Continue reading Talking Spooky Shit With Old Skool Joe
Get the full book free of charge! Chapter 14 Mirrors Gregg’s body fell to the floor violently. As he fell from the grasp of The Father of Nothing, he banged his head on the cold rock floor. He laid there with a single tear running down his cheek. Darius yelled for Gregg to get up. Gregg blinked three times but he could not move his … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Download your free eBook here! Chapter 13 What’s My Name? “Holy fuck… That’s Mitch.” Gregg said to himself as he looked at the mangled remains of his now, former downstairs neighbor. Gregg had outrun Jamie and stood in the crowd alone. Vampires that stood in the streets formed around him and closed in to attack. Gregg gave his best ocular assessment as he put up … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Get your free copy of the eBook here! Chapter 9 The Book of Brandon/ Confessions to Luna Brandon was a large man about six-foot two, and built like a fullback. A real people person who could sell water to the ocean. On this particular day he was navigating the streets of Las Cruces in his bronze Toyota Camry. He was listening to a rap song … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Sorry Pink Panther I’ve been putting in work down at the fish joint. Yo! Who the hell is writing this vampire shit? I feel like this might have happened to me before. I was once a world class vampire hunter. Vampire hunting was actually my minor when I went to magic school with Spaceman Jones. Where is that guy? I need some of that space … Continue reading Wake And Bake With Old Skool Joe
Download the free eBook here! Chapter 5 Oracle and The Hell Hounds Mitch woke from his dream with great determination for the day ahead. The morning was cool. It seemed as if summer was nearing its end. A breeze of fresh air hit his face as he walked out of his apartment. The 23-sign flashed sunshine beams back into the street as he closed the … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
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