Fame Felon: It looks like the Chicago Bears have finally found a quarterback. Old Skool Joe: Yeah… he balled. What do you think about that boy Bo Nix? Fame Felon: Trash! Old Skool Joe: Damn! You aren’t even gonna give him a chance? Fame Felon: I mean he has potential. Old Skool Joe: Do you think he could be like a Jake Plummer one day? … Continue reading Talking Rookie Quarterbacks at the Sports Desk
Old Skool Joe: Yo! Remember when we beefed with the Puppet Mafia? That was wild, I didn’t even know there was such a thing. Spaceman Jones: That was an odd situation for sure. What started that whole thing? Old Skool Joe: I think there was something about Pinkerous saying some pretty derogatory things about Grandpa the Don’s wife. She was like your secretary or something … Continue reading 46Forum vs. The Puppet Mafia
Spaceman Jones: Wow, it’s been a minute since I’ve dropped by. Sweet setup, I must say. It’s for sure way roomier here, I like what you’ve done with the place. Where’s Old Skool Joe? Let’s take a wild guess he’s down at the Fish Joint. He loves being there, even more than he loves complaining about it. I still don’t understand the fascination with work … Continue reading The Return of Spaceman Jones
Old Skool Joe: (hits bong) Yo man maybe everyone is looking at this wrong. Like… how come being a police officer is the only job where you have an actual license to be assholes to people, and like everyone’s cool with it? If I’m an asshole at The Fish Joint, motherfuckers go on Yelp and lose their damn minds! Spaceman Jones: Yeah that is yet … Continue reading Smoke Session at the 46
Spaceman Jones: Maybe it’s just we are always sheltered in place, but I just don’t understand why people want to go back to work so bad? Everyone I know with a job spends all of their free time bitching about it. Old Skool Joe: Fucking Fish Joint! Spaceman Jones: See. Look, I get it, it sucks being stuck somewhere. I can’t even go to the moon right … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Old Skool Joe: Shit is crazy right now, like motherfuckers are worse during the apocalypse. Also I didn’t see one damn zombie. Spaceman Jones: It’s not a zombie apocalypse though. Old Skool Joe: Then why the fuck are we on quarantine! Spaceman Jones: The corona virus…remember? Old Skool Joe: I don’t know about all that. The only thing I know, is if you drive all the way across … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint
Old Skool Joe: Damn! Doris wants to open The Fish Joint back up already. I’m like fuck that, I’m having way more fun on quarantine. Spaceman Jones: Aren’t you scared of the virus? Old Skool Joe: I still don’t know what the fuck a corona virus is. Plus I heard if you do get it, then just shoot up some bleach. Knocks the shit right out. Spaceman Jones: I’m pretty … Continue reading 46forum Presents: The Re-Open
Old Skool Joe: Fire up that space kush! What the fuck are we watching? Spaceman Jones: Parasite, I think it won an academy award. Don’t quote me on that. Old Skool Joe: That don’t mean shit! I still haven’t gotten my damn award! Pink Panther: You gotta be in a movie first dipshit. Spaceman Jones: This movie is trippy. I don’t think I’ve ever seen … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
Old Skool Joe: The one good thing about this quarantine is I don’t have to work at the Fish Joint on Easter. I can’t stand all those ashy feet ass bitches complaining. Like bitch you can’t even moisturize your feet, and you’re gonna tell me how to do my job. Spaceman Jones: What exactly do you do again? Old Skool Joe: I slang fish motherfucker! … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint with Old Skool Joe
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