Old Skool Joe: I gotta be stuck here with you motherfuckers! They just closed down the Fish Joint. Talking about we need to stay home. What the fuck is a Corona virus? Pink Panther: Don’t you watch the fucking news? Old Skool Joe: No, I don’t watch that shit! Pink Panther: Well they closed everything down. Old Skool Joe: Even the liquor store? Pink Panther: … Continue reading 46forum presents: The Quarantine Relaunch
I don’t know I’ve been busy. Fish doesn’t sell itself you know. Excuse me if I can’t spare all of my free time scamming people on the internet with a fake magazine. At least Ja Rule hasn’t shown up yet. If anyone is gonna Ja Rule this operation it’s gonna be me. I’ll give you this Pink Panther, you are a hell of a lot … Continue reading Someone Please Sponsor Old Skool Joe
Just came back from the home planet with some primo cloud. Gregg and Darius send their regards. That two man show is really taking off. Oh Nikki Free says you owe her a guitar and that if you don’t pony up you will have a date with “Irish” Nikki Ward. Space has definitely hardened her soul, but at least she still speaks in third person. … Continue reading Smoke Break With Spaceman Jones
Trying to feel good. Trying to smile. Trying not to think about thinking and it’s making me ill. Not sick. Fuckin ill. Back on up on that. Or marinade… Well fucking A! Did someone say marinade? Let’s talk preventative theory here. I wanna prevent you from being dry. I want to eat you. I need you to be moist.While the ribs are in the oven. … Continue reading Ribs For Her Pleasure: A Dr. S Chronicle
What’s up guys Spaceman Jones here. I’ve been in the Kush Nebula cultivating some primo clouds. Here you go Pinkerous. throw that shit in the cloud converter and let’s get stoned. I read that vampire story. That shit was pretty fucking cool. I actually saw Gregg and Darius doing a two-man show at Floyd’s. Apparently they are doing an inter-galactic book tour, and something about … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
Wow Pink Panther I gotta give you some props, you are actually pulling this thing off. Question… who wrote that vampire shit? It got kind of dark there at the end though. Also those guys haven’t lived there for over 20 years. Fuck you I’m not scared. But if ghosts are gonna start working here you have to let me know. We agreed on that … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Download a free copy of the full book here! Epilogue 3 Days Later The room was bright and warm. It was bright to the point where Gregg could not see. It was warm in a way that kept Gregg calm. He moved his feet in step. He walked blindly, yet like the prayer dictated, he walked by faith. Gregg could hear a voice on what … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Pink Panther what the fuck man! I think the fake magazine might be haunted. No bullshit, I’m missing some money and a lot of bud. And what the fuck is a Christian Zombie Vampire? More importantly who the hell is writing this shit. Gregg and Darius haven’t lived here for like 20 fuckin’ years! I’m hearing funny shit at night man and it’s like almost … Continue reading Talking Spooky Shit With Old Skool Joe
Sorry Pink Panther I’ve been putting in work down at the fish joint. Yo! Who the hell is writing this vampire shit? I feel like this might have happened to me before. I was once a world class vampire hunter. Vampire hunting was actually my minor when I went to magic school with Spaceman Jones. Where is that guy? I need some of that space … Continue reading Wake And Bake With Old Skool Joe
Download the free eBook here! Chapter 5 Oracle and The Hell Hounds Mitch woke from his dream with great determination for the day ahead. The morning was cool. It seemed as if summer was nearing its end. A breeze of fresh air hit his face as he walked out of his apartment. The 23-sign flashed sunshine beams back into the street as he closed the … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
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