Man…I want to coach karate. I could be like a James Earl Jones in Best Of The Best. Roundhouse Tommy! See… here its just that easy. I don’t know. It’s hard coming up with stuff everyday Pink Panther. On a side note I have not recieved my paycheck. You know what the fuck I’m talking about! Don’t make me fuck you up! It will be like … Continue reading Talking Karate With Old Skool Joe
I would like to nominate Gilbert Gottfried for the 46forum man of the year award. Who’s that? I should punch you in the stomach! Look…if we are going to be a fake magazine, then we should have fake awards. Why do I nominate him you ask? Well he’s one of the funniest motherfuckers ever to grace your planet, he is just an all around good … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Another day in paradise. I’m not complaining though. My riot predictions were correct. Philly fans are brutal and those are just facts. It was a good game though. I won some money but I don’t think she is gonna pay up. She says the fact that I’m still alive is payment is enough. Those old broads in the red hats are ruthless. They jumped my … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Old Skool Joe
Who’s gonna win the Super Bowl? If the Patriots win I won’t be surprised. I kind of want to see Philadelphia win because those guys know how to riot. That would be an epic riot. Philly fans are brutal. They booed Santa Claus you know. Who the hell boos Santa Claus? Hey Pink Panther do you want to go to Mexico and place some bets? … Continue reading Super Sunday With Old Skool Joe
It’s me Spaceman Jones just sitting here on the couch talking about old times. We actually met in magic school. Yes we did. Old Skool Joe would always complain that we had to wait to eat. Yeah they would give these long speeches, and it never had anything to do with us. I don’t think the dean liked Old Skool Joe. Probably because of all … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Good morning. Wake up, blaze up, and listen to this This has been wake and bake with Spaceman Jones. Who knows if I will ever be up this early again. Peace. Continue reading Wake And Bake With Spaceman Jones
#666 Surviving the zombie apocalypse We don’t have to worry about running out of weed during the zombie apocalypse anymore! (hits bong) There is a lab that is working on a cure, and the best part is they turn zombies into plants, mix it with some weed, enzymes, and some other shit. They call it z-weed! You don’t believe me look it up! I saw … Continue reading Stoners Guide To The Galaxy Vol. 666
#249 Going To The Movies: If you are going to the movies then make sure to smoke weed at least fifteen minutes before the movie starts. If you can help it try to go to a drive-in movie, or a movie theater that no one else goes to, so that you can light up at least thirty minutes into the movie. If that isn’t an … Continue reading The Stoners Guide To The Galaxy Vol. 249
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