Why am I so happy all of the time? (hits bong) When I woke up in the morning , and checked under my bed I didn’t see a single monster. Then I went outside and there were no zombies. I look at the sky and there is no alien invasion today. (hits bong) As long as none of that shit is happening…I’m cool. I work … Continue reading It’s Going To Be A Great Day
(hits bong) National Star Wars Day huh? I can dig it. I probably would have been down with the empire. Not a storm trooper because of the drug tests and all. I’d like to think I would be the happiest janitor on the Death Star. Until it blows up. Then again I probably would have been late that day and missed the whole thing. But … Continue reading May The Fourth Be With You
(hits bong) There is nothing wrong with a little bedazzle, but you don’t want to over-bedazzle. That’s a word right? Well it is now. Kanye West you have over-bedazzled my friend. (hits bong) Read the instructions they say to be subtle. You never want to over-bedazzle. Don’t let this happen again. -Spaceman Jones signing off. Continue reading To Be or Not To Be-Dazzled
#35 The Jungle Book (hits bong) This post was originally about the Disney cartoon version, but then Nikki Free and I saw the new live action version. It is way better than the cartoon! Bill Murray did a fantastic job as Baloo! (hits bong) Baloo is kind of like us…you know a pothead. Come to think of it I kind of modeled my whole life … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
#22 The Expendables If you take three of the greatest actors of all time and put them in a scene together, then there is no need for a plot. As a matter of fact you don’t even really need a script. I’m talking Arnold, Willis, and Stallone! Throw the dude from The Transporter in the mix,and you have yourself an Oscar worthy piece of cinema. … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
Happy 420 everyone! Is it like Christmas? I’m gonna say no because we smoke weed everyday. Is it like Thanksgiving? Well… we are going to eat a shitload of food but the drinking will be at a minimum, and there will be no family arguments. Is it like Halloween? Ok it’s time for you to pass the blunt. What kind of stupid ass question is … Continue reading Episode 420
#46 Die Hard Bruce Willis at his finest! Kicking ass all over the screen, while the dad from Family Matters offers outstanding moral support from the car.A great movie to light up a joint, kick back, and enjoy the fireworks. (hits bong) If you really want to have some fun, then take a rip every time someone smokes a cigarette in this movie. It’s fun trust me. Yippie … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
#31 Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back A true stoner classic! It really paints a picture of the American dream. Hang out in front of convenience stores while selling weed, and great things will happen to you. (hits bong) The only thing is you have to watch every other Kevin Smith film to understand some of the jokes, but his movies are fun to watch when … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
#30 The Martian (hits bong) You know what was dope about The Martian? This guy made math and science look cool. My two least favorite subjects in school, and this movie makes me want to be a scientist. (hits bong) If I got stuck in space, then this movie would have only been like ten minutes long. I suck at science and math. I’m not really … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
#17 How High I remember being at a movie theater and watching the trailer for this film. I was hanging out with our head of social media Fame Felon when he said “the only question is how high are we gonna be when we watch this movie?” The answer is of course is extremely high! I knew at that moment this was going to be one … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
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