#2 Ip Man (hits bong) This is my favorite movie to watch before I report to my other job at the fish market. I swear one day I’m going to learn Wing Chun and beat up the ladies with the red hats. I know that sounds bad, but you weren’t there to help me when they jumped me Sunday morning because we raised the price … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
#26 Bring It On Bet you didn’t see this one coming! Bring It On is easily one of my favorite movies to get baked and watch. I’ve tried to watch the sequels… I thought I would enjoy any movie about cheerleaders… but that’s not the case. It’s just a great movie. You know…the colors and the pageantry…you know what I don’t have to explain myself to you. Just … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
#29 Interstellar Matthew McConaughey may very well be the greatest actor who ever lived! There I said it. Did you know that he hums the money chant song before doing anything? (hits bong) Wait…I’m getting off topic. What were we talking about again? Interstellar is one of the greatest stoner movies ever made. Honestly I couldn’t even begin to explain the plot. Apparently in the future there … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
It takes lots of talent to do what you guys do on a daily basis. Not many people can dedicate their lives to smoking weed and watching TV, that is a fact. Don’t get me wrong. I love what you guys are doing. Getting high and writing some bullshit. But what if…I don’t know you tried to be a real magazine for a change? I … Continue reading A Letter From The Editor
Ladies and gentleman it is that time of year again. Time to fill out those brackets! More importantly it is time to see who has the skills to take home the highly coveted 46 sports desk cup. If you think you have the skills to beat a stuffed animal, and a bunch of stoners then join our ESPN Tournament Challenge group. Stay high, stay fly, … Continue reading The 46 Sports Desk Cup Challenge Part Two
(hits bong) What the fuck is Harry Potter complaining about? He gets to go to magic school! When I was in school it was considered a stellar day if Doris the lunch lady didn’t get cigarette ashes in our slop, and this motherfucker wants to complain about his life? (hits bong) I wonder if I could get a job as a janitor at a magic … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
(hits bong) So I’m working at my other job at the fish joint, because we still aren’t receiving steady paychecks from the stuffed animal who runs this fine fake magazine. Anyway this old man walks in and sits in one of the booths. He looks like one of those crazy old men that goes out in public just to start arguments. So I go and … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
(hits bong) At what point is it okay for me to say “Fuck it…I’m just going to wear sweatpants with everything.” Do I have to reach a certain weight? Is there like a checklist of life accomplishments that you need to complete? (hits bong) You can’t be dressed for business and pleasure at the same damn time! You have to pick one or the other. … Continue reading Sweatpants And Dress Shirts With Spaceman Jones
(hits bong) Do you think China is anything like in all these kung-fu movies we keep watching? Like are they just sitting there drinking tea one minute, then fighting the next? I sure would’ve liked to ninja kick the pizza guy earlier for forgetting my crushed red pepper. (hits bong) It’s probably for the best that I don’t learn martial arts. The other day I … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
(hits bong) Ha! Remember the episode of Saved By The Bell where Jessie was hooked on drugs? I mean they were only caffeine pills, but that shit was still funny. That poor girl was under a lot of pressure. She really had to sing. (hits bong) I don’t think I would have lasted very long at Bayside. Mr. Belding would probably have a heart attack … Continue reading What If Spaceman Jones Went To Bayside High?
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