Talking seafood yeah. Talking aphrodisiacs that are crustaceans, yeah! So what are we gonna do? Let’s start it fresh girl, yeah, just like you. A playlist of old time love songs that make me think of you. *click the link above and let’s link up. You know what’s up. I’ll take my time and be happy as long as it means you. Starting fresh, … Continue reading Body up Mussels: A Dr. S Chronicle
Wow Pink Panther I gotta give you some props, you are actually pulling this thing off. Question… who wrote that vampire shit? It got kind of dark there at the end though. Also those guys haven’t lived there for over 20 years. Fuck you I’m not scared. But if ghosts are gonna start working here you have to let me know. We agreed on that … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Download a free copy of the full book here! Epilogue 3 Days Later The room was bright and warm. It was bright to the point where Gregg could not see. It was warm in a way that kept Gregg calm. He moved his feet in step. He walked blindly, yet like the prayer dictated, he walked by faith. Gregg could hear a voice on what … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
the marbling of the meat will set juices off like love on an autumn night Continue reading Balsamic Death Sauce and Steak: A Dr. S recipe
Download a free copy of the entire book! Chapter 15 Days of Swine and Roses Darius looked down on Gregg’s body. He looked weak and high from the powder that The Woman blew so sickly into his face. “Who won that last game on 2k?” Gregg asked.“You did it’s tied at three. Quit playing get up so we can hit Chico’s before it closes and … Continue reading The Legend of the Christian Zombie Vampires
Do you ever look in your refrigerator and notice that all you have is fried chicken? Yeah, me too. Now, you know me. I got some knives. And I been hungry. Mmm. I been hungry. Biting my lip, kinda just thinking about eating. My mouth is watering. So I have the chicken in the oven on bake. Then I got some garlic and mushrooms. I … Continue reading Suessian Refried Chicken of Death: A Dr. S Chronicle
Pink Panther what the fuck man! I think the fake magazine might be haunted. No bullshit, I’m missing some money and a lot of bud. And what the fuck is a Christian Zombie Vampire? More importantly who the hell is writing this shit. Gregg and Darius haven’t lived here for like 20 fuckin’ years! I’m hearing funny shit at night man and it’s like almost … Continue reading Talking Spooky Shit With Old Skool Joe
Get the full book free of charge! Chapter 14 Mirrors Gregg’s body fell to the floor violently. As he fell from the grasp of The Father of Nothing, he banged his head on the cold rock floor. He laid there with a single tear running down his cheek. Darius yelled for Gregg to get up. Gregg blinked three times but he could not move his … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Read and listen to The Legend of the Christian Zombie Vampire A playlist composed by Old School Joe and Sid the Squid. Enjoy Continue reading The Legend of the Christian Zombie Vampire the soundtrack
Download your free eBook here! Chapter 13 What’s My Name? “Holy fuck… That’s Mitch.” Gregg said to himself as he looked at the mangled remains of his now, former downstairs neighbor. Gregg had outrun Jamie and stood in the crowd alone. Vampires that stood in the streets formed around him and closed in to attack. Gregg gave his best ocular assessment as he put up … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
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