Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
(hits bong) Yo! Can we please watch another episode of Midnight Diner-TOKYO Stories? It’s on Netflix. It’s like Chicken Soup For The Soul meets Iron Chef. (hits bong) This show has me buying ramen noodles and shit like every five minutes. (hits bong) I wonder what the weed is like in Japan? -Spaceman Jones signing off. Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Man running a fake magazine is harder than we thought it would be. Who has time to write everyday? It’s not like people read anymore anyways. We just want to smoke weed and watch TV. What’s wrong with that? Are you going to vote? I know you’re not Pink Panther stuffed animals don’t vote. Yeah you would vote for Trump. He does have nice hair … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
We Don’t Watch The News
People down at the fish joint always ask me stupid questions “So you write a fake magazine but you don’t report any news?” We don’t watch the news because it is boring and depressing. But we do watch my main man Stephen Colbert. He has a way of saying things so that we can understand. It’s like having a really good friend who doesn’t smoke … Continue reading We Don’t Watch The News
Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
So there’s this guy that works down at the fish joint with me named Pork Chop. Why do I call him that you ask? Well…because he’s fat. There I said it. But to his credit Pork Chop is trying to live a healthy lifestyle. He keeps a tub filled with all kinds of health drinks and products under the fish stand. I noticed this bottle … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
The Gang Goes Hollywood
(hits bong) Wow! Has it really been two whole months since anyone posted anything? I’ve been really busy down at the fish joint and I’m lazy. Our editor The Pink Panther is busy with all of his marketing schemes. Until today when he yelled at me. Apparently me and Spaceman Jones better start writing articles again, or we are going to stop getting our weekly … Continue reading The Gang Goes Hollywood
It’s Going To Be A Great Day
Why am I so happy all of the time? (hits bong) When I woke up in the morning , and checked under my bed I didn’t see a single monster. Then I went outside and there were no zombies. I look at the sky and there is no alien invasion today. (hits bong) As long as none of that shit is happening…I’m cool. I work … Continue reading It’s Going To Be A Great Day
May The Fourth Be With You
(hits bong) National Star Wars Day huh? I can dig it. I probably would have been down with the empire. Not a storm trooper because of the drug tests and all. I’d like to think I would be the happiest janitor on the Death Star. Until it blows up. Then again I probably would have been late that day and missed the whole thing. But … Continue reading May The Fourth Be With You
To Be or Not To Be-Dazzled
(hits bong) There is nothing wrong with a little bedazzle, but you don’t want to over-bedazzle. That’s a word right? Well it is now. Kanye West you have over-bedazzled my friend. (hits bong) Read the instructions they say to be subtle. You never want to over-bedazzle. Don’t let this happen again. -Spaceman Jones signing off. Continue reading To Be or Not To Be-Dazzled
46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
#35 The Jungle Book (hits bong) This post was originally about the Disney cartoon version, but then Nikki Free and I saw the new live action version. It is way better than the cartoon! Bill Murray did a fantastic job as Baloo! (hits bong) Baloo is kind of like us…you know a pothead. Come to think of it I kind of modeled my whole life … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
#22 The Expendables If you take three of the greatest actors of all time and put them in a scene together, then there is no need for a plot. As a matter of fact you don’t even really need a script. I’m talking Arnold, Willis, and Stallone! Throw the dude from The Transporter in the mix,and you have yourself an Oscar worthy piece of cinema. … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
