Smoking At The 46 Sports Desk (the coffee table)
Why do pot dealers feel like it’s necessary to tell me the name of the weed ? I just bought a bag of goat head, or goat piss, or something like that from my dealer. I don’t care what it’s called just get me high so I can deal with the pressure of working for a fake magazine. Dammit Jim I’m a janitor not a reporter. Hell yeah! So I got my … Continue reading Smoking At The 46 Sports Desk (the coffee table)
Dee Oh See Tee Oh Are (S)
No one knows where he came from. He came rhyming his words they all say. He carries a pen and a note pad, but no one can read what it says. So that’s why they call him a doctor! But why is his claimed name an S? Word has it he beats on an old drum, Where all healing and success begins and ends with … Continue reading Dee Oh See Tee Oh Are (S)
I Hate Mondays Like Garfield Hates Mondays
I hate Monday. Damn! The Pink Panther is already drinking, and it’s nine o clock in the damn morning. He is screaming at the top of his lungs about watching the worst Royal Rumble in the history of sports. He is very upset. I told him that wrestling isn’t a sport. Smoking weed is a sport but not pro wrestling. He threw a beer bottle at me, … Continue reading I Hate Mondays Like Garfield Hates Mondays
Blowing Trees And Watching Movies At The 46
It has been very slow at the office lately. I’ve just spent the last three hours watching “Honest Movie Trailers” on YouTube, and they are funny. Big shout out to the Screen Junkies and if you haven’t heard of them,then I encourage you to look them up on YouTube. I like the Robocop one the best because it is like the greatest movie ever made. The … Continue reading Blowing Trees And Watching Movies At The 46
Sunny Days Blowing Clouds All Day
Do you think it would be hard to buy a bag of weed on Sesame Street? I would probably hit up Oscar The Grouch first, because he lives in a trash can. Mr. Snuffleupagus smokes for sure. But he also seems like the kind of guy who wants to smoke all my shit and never pitch in. Plus he is always kicking it with Big … Continue reading Sunny Days Blowing Clouds All Day
Happy MLK Day
Well, I’m sorry to say on this Martin Luther King Day, that most people still do not understand the vision shared by Dr King so many years ago. Most people would agree that racism in America has become less of an issue as time has granted, but most would also say that we are still held back in society by the idea that skin color … Continue reading Happy MLK Day
Wear Your Hair Natural Like Dr. Martin Luther King
I think Dr. King would be proud if he came to visit apartment 46. He would see that his dream of different races coming together to smoke weed and play video games has been fulfilled. Sincerely, Old Skool Joe Continue reading Wear Your Hair Natural Like Dr. Martin Luther King
You Will Never Work At ESPN Old Skool Joe
The best thing about working at a fake magazine is there are no rules. I can do whatever I want and never get fired, and there are no drug tests here because if there were the entire staff would be fired immediately. Sometimes this relaxed attitude towards work can be a problem, like the time my boss The Pink Panther simulated fornication with my wife using a mop handle. … Continue reading You Will Never Work At ESPN Old Skool Joe
Can Weed Save the Economy?
With our economy stuck in a seemingly never-ending recession and our national education averages dropping steadily, one might look to the dirt in thought and think of things that grow from it for answers. States like Texas and New Mexico have begun to drill for oil and it has been very beneficial to the job market but as we all know by now, oil does … Continue reading Can Weed Save the Economy?
Empire State Of Mind
I would like to give a shout out to the greatest invention in the history of mankind Hulu. It gives me a chance to catch up on all of my favorite shows, and I smoke and watch that shit for like hours at a time. So my new favorite soap opera is that show “Empire” I think it comes on Fox on Wednesdays. The show is absolutely awful, … Continue reading Empire State Of Mind
