Why the Fuck Not pt.2
So the dream you have… The one we talked about recently and how it can be anything so long as it invokes passion… Well what is it? What is your thing that makes your existence burn to continue? What is it that makes you keep going? For us, it is simple. It is bringing awareness of individuality and a community of care. The ideal that … Continue reading Why the Fuck Not pt.2
Why the Fuck Not?
They say to follow your dreams. Well what is your dream? Is it something inside you that burns? Is it a truth to life that if you shared using your name, people would scorn you for? Is it something that your role models burned into your head as a child and now you feel an obligation for? Here is the deal, your dream is yours … Continue reading Why the Fuck Not?
Who’s Pork Chop Is It Anyway?
What’s good people? It’s your boy Big Mike the Mothafuckin Mack (It’s like a “Tribe Called Quest” you have to say the whole thang). Anyways the good people at 46 forum have given me Big Mike the Mothafuckin Mack (you got to say the whole thang man) an opportunity to speak to you through this fake magazine. Word up! First off fuck my 9-5. Enough said. Second off, fuck my … Continue reading Who’s Pork Chop Is It Anyway?
A Letter From The Editor Of A Fake Magazine
Dear 46 forum staff, First off I would like to thank you for all of your hard work and dedication to running this fake magazine. We need to understand that we are not writers, we are stoners, and that is a big difference. In fact some of us are stuffed animals, while a few of us are imaginary characters. We don’t write good. Shit! We can barely talk half … Continue reading A Letter From The Editor Of A Fake Magazine
Hangover Monday
The Dallas Cowboys got boned. That was a catch , and those refs are blind, and paid off by State Farm. The strip club is a fun place to watch football, even though I had to tell one of the girls to not to shake her vagina near my hamburger. Yes I ate a hamburger from the strip club , because I was hungry. Boy … Continue reading Hangover Monday
Taking The Day Off or Sundays Are For Yelling
Sunday is by far my favorite day of the week. For some people this is a day to go to church and then go to Red Lobster so they can complain about fish. But here at the 46 Sundays are for drinking, smoking, and yelling about sports. They are also meant for taking naps at two in the afternoon with your mouth wide open. Don’t … Continue reading Taking The Day Off or Sundays Are For Yelling
It Is Indeed Saturday
Hooray! It’s Saturday. I guess it really isn’t different from any other day because I smoke pot and laugh every other day of the week. But on the weekend my boss The Pink Panther loosens up a bit and gives us a half day. Working at a fake magazine is hard work. So I have my weed and bong out ready to go, and I … Continue reading It Is Indeed Saturday
Fake Magazine Blues
Anyone who thinks that running a fake magazine is easy, obviously has never run a fake magazine before. It is hard work and there are tons of deadlines, meetings, and other boring shit. People just see the glamour side of the business, and they don’t realize the amount of weed I have to smoke, and the countless hours on Hulu and YouTube I spend to … Continue reading Fake Magazine Blues
They Get Paid To Do This?
“I love smoking for the sport, but not the competition” Ha! Snoop Dogg really said that shit on this YouTube show that B-Real has called “The Smoke Box”. Anyway this is like my new favorite thing to do while I smoke my ganja. The one with Snoop Dogg is easily the best one. It just goes to show that if you smoke weed in a … Continue reading They Get Paid To Do This?
Just A Thought
Do you think Robocop ever had to appear in court? It would be funny if Robocop made a guest appearance on “Law and Order,” or something. I have like one thousand movie ideas that include Robocop, and I think it is about time someone gave me some money to get these projects going. Like what if Robocop was a coach for the police athletic league, … Continue reading Just A Thought
