Dr. S and the Heaven Witch
Dr. S… Yes A lot of y’all heard the name A few of you know me A couple of you, seen me Yeah he’s new Nah babe, ain’t nothing new about me. Well, I am new here and I don’t really know anybody yet. Yeah… we can kick it. And when we’re cooking, just know it’s only you and me here. Mijo! Shut the Fuck … Continue reading Dr. S and the Heaven Witch
The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Download a free copy of the full book here! Epilogue 3 Days Later The room was bright and warm. It was bright to the point where Gregg could not see. It was warm in a way that kept Gregg calm. He moved his feet in step. He walked blindly, yet like the prayer dictated, he walked by faith. Gregg could hear a voice on what … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Balsamic Death Sauce and Steak: A Dr. S recipe
the marbling of the meat will set juices off like love on an autumn night Continue reading Balsamic Death Sauce and Steak: A Dr. S recipe
The Legend of the Christian Zombie Vampires
Download a free copy of the entire book! Chapter 15 Days of Swine and Roses Darius looked down on Gregg’s body. He looked weak and high from the powder that The Woman blew so sickly into his face. “Who won that last game on 2k?” Gregg asked.“You did it’s tied at three. Quit playing get up so we can hit Chico’s before it closes and … Continue reading The Legend of the Christian Zombie Vampires
Suessian Refried Chicken of Death: A Dr. S Chronicle
Do you ever look in your refrigerator and notice that all you have is fried chicken? Yeah, me too. Now, you know me. I got some knives. And I been hungry. Mmm. I been hungry. Biting my lip, kinda just thinking about eating. My mouth is watering. So I have the chicken in the oven on bake. Then I got some garlic and mushrooms. I … Continue reading Suessian Refried Chicken of Death: A Dr. S Chronicle
Talking Spooky Shit With Old Skool Joe
Pink Panther what the fuck man! I think the fake magazine might be haunted. No bullshit, I’m missing some money and a lot of bud. And what the fuck is a Christian Zombie Vampire? More importantly who the hell is writing this shit. Gregg and Darius haven’t lived here for like 20 fuckin’ years! I’m hearing funny shit at night man and it’s like almost … Continue reading Talking Spooky Shit With Old Skool Joe
The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Get the full book free of charge! Chapter 14 Mirrors Gregg’s body fell to the floor violently. As he fell from the grasp of The Father of Nothing, he banged his head on the cold rock floor. He laid there with a single tear running down his cheek. Darius yelled for Gregg to get up. Gregg blinked three times but he could not move his … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
The Legend of the Christian Zombie Vampire the soundtrack
Read and listen to The Legend of the Christian Zombie Vampire A playlist composed by Old School Joe and Sid the Squid. Enjoy Continue reading The Legend of the Christian Zombie Vampire the soundtrack
The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Download your free eBook here! Chapter 13 What’s My Name? “Holy fuck… That’s Mitch.” Gregg said to himself as he looked at the mangled remains of his now, former downstairs neighbor. Gregg had outrun Jamie and stood in the crowd alone. Vampires that stood in the streets formed around him and closed in to attack. Gregg gave his best ocular assessment as he put up … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
