A Letter To Slevin
My best friend. His name is Slevin. But we call him Dustin. He is Post Malone biggest fan and I mean like he idolized this cat so bad man. I mean like he named his weener Malone and he got a tramp stamp tatoo that says Post Malone cause he loves this guy sooooo much. Sometimes…. when Slevin is asleep, he dreams. And he says … Continue reading A Letter To Slevin
Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
The legend of Simple Jack. I’ve been trying to be a bettter human being. The weed helps. But some people I just don’t understand. Like how stupid can you be? It’s just fish and fries it’s not rocket science. Look at this dumb motherfucker. Doris is gonna whoop his ass I can already tell. Oh look here he comes. You Simple Jack you act in … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
Revenge is a Croc!
Sid the Squid here and I’m spitting ink! Listen, I been sitting here looking at this screen for a good hour now. Oh shit… three hours now! Words have escaped my mind. I’m telling you, all I have is ink to spew. It’s not good… Lynch mobs, Mob Squads, Lynch Squads and Mob Mobs…. not fucking cool man! I’m all for togetherness. I love when … Continue reading Revenge is a Croc!
The Legend of….
It’s COMING! Did I spell that right? It’s COMING! Two times… ahh yeah Not now Dr S! If not now then when? It’s COMING! Did someone call…. The Doctor? Continue reading The Legend of….
Summertime The Old Skool Joe Remix
(hits blunt) Man it’s the dog days of summer like a motherfucker. Nothing to do but fire up the grill and watch the MLB All-Star Game. Fuck you Pink Panther baseball is not boring. You would probably like baseball if you had thumbs. (hits blunt) I don’t know if you know this but my Cubs are in first place. We don’t recognize any non goat … Continue reading Summertime The Old Skool Joe Remix
Rapping With Old Skool Joe
Word. Now that DJ 3Z3 is back we can get down to the business of my comeback album. Fuck you Pink Panther this is a great idea. First off let’s pour out a little liquor for a fallen soldier MC Bucky B. He may have been a hamster, but he was one of the realest to ever walk the earth. Unfortunately old Bucky had some … Continue reading Rapping With Old Skool Joe
Two Dope Boys in a Mini Van
A long long, long, long, long time ago, before the beginning of time, there was these boys. A band… They called themselves 46forum. Everyone they knew though, called them Outkast. These boys you see, were not yet men. They were not… I don’t know how you would say… They were not ahead of their time. They did though live a reality that screamed of the … Continue reading Two Dope Boys in a Mini Van
3z3 Snap Rap
One minute you’re cool The next minute, you’re on fire. How could they say to contain yourself? Then all they say is to be real until you blame yourself. I took a hit of this bud and said fuck it, I’ll make it myself. Now I’m it home drinking top shelf Like I fuckin got wealth Listening to J Cole living like he got health … Continue reading 3z3 Snap Rap
Friday Night Rights
What up 46ers?! It’s been too long. Well… It’s Friday night and you know what the fuck that means and if you don’t…. What can I do to help you understand? It’s Friday! Anyway, let’s get right to the point, I don’t want you to feel attacked before we discuss some very important subject matter. I was up at the 46forum Headquarters the other night … Continue reading Friday Night Rights
Why So Serious Old Skool Joe
Yeah I smoke bud. So what. I don’t see anything wrong with it. I feel like I smoke responsibly. That’s a thing right? I don’t let weed get in the way of my money. But I do spend my money on weed. Also food.. I buy a lot of food. Don’t forget beer. What the fuck am I doing explaining myself to you? Who the … Continue reading Why So Serious Old Skool Joe
