Old Skool Joe Still Smoking
I have really been slacking lately. But you have to admit it’s hard to get excited about writing for a fake magazine. You don’t have to go out there in the real world Pink Panther you’re a stuffed animal! It’s scary out there. Shit is real. Pass the blunt. I’m Old Skool Joe the greatest rapper who ever rocked a mic, but I got to … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Still Smoking
Getting High With Old Skool Joe
I don’t know what to tell you I’ve been busy. Putting in a lot of extra work down at the fish joint. It’s because they threw my boy Tuby under the bus. No… literally the Red Hat Bitches threw him in front of the bus. Something about counting cards. I wasn’t really listening. Doris has some primo buds right now. She sold me a quarter … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Getting High With Old Skool Joe
I would like to nominate the Wu Tang Clan for acceptance in the 46forum hall of fame. What’s that? What are you deaf? It’s our hall of fame. Every great fake magazine should have one. So then it is settled, the Wu Tang Clan is up for nomination. Any objections? The floor is now open for debate. I also reserve the right to slap the … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Late Night With Old Skool Joe
What the fuck Pink Panther! Why am I so mad? I just watched this movie A Futile And Stupid Gesture on Netflix. I’m starting to think your magazine idea wasn’t that original. Plus none of us are writers…or funny. And you are a stuffed animal. Whatever… that was a dope ass movie, maybe one of the best I’ve ever seen. Still…we should be getting paid … Continue reading Late Night With Old Skool Joe
Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Criusing in my space ship. I don’ t don’t really have to say shit. I do whatever feels fit. In my space ship. It’s not that I don’t care. Yes it is I don’t care. Cruising in my space ship. Don’t touch my settings. It’s my space ship. Sometimes we hot box in here. Don’t roll the windows down. In my space ship. Do I … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Pass The Blunt To Old Skool Joe
Another day another dollar. What does that even mean? I can’t call it. Pass the blunt. Yeah I gotta go to the fish joint in a minute, Doris is having a birthday party for her grandson. I think it’s like a mafia rule or something that you can’t hurt people at a birthday party. Maybe it’s a wedding. I don’t know. It’s real out here … Continue reading Pass The Blunt To Old Skool Joe
Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
It’s scary out there. I’m always in my on world…so I never noticed. A man just yelled at me about guns for like 30 minutes. I just asked how the cheese danish was? He was very upset, and he really loves guns. I told him I love that movie Death Wish. That really set him off. (hits bong) I just don’t understand how a person … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Brews And Blunts With Old Skool Joe
It’s taco tuesday! Day drinking it is! Nope… I’m not going to the fish joint today. Tuby wanted me to come in, but I was like fuck that. I’m already like eight beers in…there is no way I’m going in. So here we are watching soccer with hipsters. Pretty chill vibe. Whatever happened to like slimy dive bars? Where are all of the entertaining day … Continue reading Brews And Blunts With Old Skool Joe
A Letter To The 46SportsRoundtable Staff
You heard it here first. There is a kid playing for the Michigan Wolverines that’s the next Detlef Schrempf. One of the newest additions to the prestigious All Old Skool Joe Team Moritz Wagner This is a bad dude right here. Watch out for this guy come March Madness. Michigan might make a little bit of noise in the tourney. Ohio State has a squad … Continue reading A Letter To The 46SportsRoundtable Staff
Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
Yo I just came back from the outer nebulas with some primo cloud. Your name did come up. You owe a lot of people. I told them my usual. What? I didn’t say anything. What do you mean stop typing? You said write for the fake magazine, so I’m writing. You’re funny Pinky. Where’s Old Skool Joe? He will want to try some of this … Continue reading Smoking Cloud With Spaceman Jones
