Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
Is it taco Tuesday? No actually we do it on Thursday. So this guy comes back on Thursday and he was determined to eat tacos. Ok it’s Thursday, what’s up with those tacos? What are you crazy we had the taco special on Tuesday. See…look at the sign. See it says right here Thusday. Boy was he angry. How are we still in business you … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint With Old Skool Joe
Happy Talk With Old Skool Joe
Don’t worry be happy. Seems pretty simple right. I guess for some people it’s not. Which is crazy to me. I get jumped by the Red Hat Gang everyday on my way to work. But hey don’t worry be happy. I’m happy to be there. Plus… Doris can be a sweet old broad sometimes. She also has the primo buds. Shout out to medical marijuana. … Continue reading Happy Talk With Old Skool Joe
Talking Karate With Old Skool Joe
Man…I want to coach karate. I could be like a James Earl Jones in Best Of The Best. Roundhouse Tommy! See… here its just that easy. I don’t know. It’s hard coming up with stuff everyday Pink Panther. On a side note I have not recieved my paycheck. You know what the fuck I’m talking about! Don’t make me fuck you up! It will be like … Continue reading Talking Karate With Old Skool Joe
Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Space. Time. What does it all mean? Breakfast time? No seriously who wants to get breakfast with me. I’m very hungry. We did a ton of Cloverfield research last night. If we would have worked this hard in magic school, maybe we would have actually graduated. Have you seen The Cloverfield Paradox on Netflix yet? Watch it bro it’s a mind blower. What do I … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
A Letter To The 46SportsRoundtable Staff
I don’t know if you know this, but I am one of the leading bracketology experts in the country. Yes I am! I have won the 46sports bracket challenge the past five seasons. Who was in it? Wouldn’t you like to know. I just know a lot about basketball, and most people don’t know shit about basketball. I was a pretty good player back in … Continue reading A Letter To The 46SportsRoundtable Staff
Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
I would like to nominate Gilbert Gottfried for the 46forum man of the year award. Who’s that? I should punch you in the stomach! Look…if we are going to be a fake magazine, then we should have fake awards. Why do I nominate him you ask? Well he’s one of the funniest motherfuckers ever to grace your planet, he is just an all around good … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Hits From The Bong With Old Skool Joe
Another day in paradise. I’m not complaining though. My riot predictions were correct. Philly fans are brutal and those are just facts. It was a good game though. I won some money but I don’t think she is gonna pay up. She says the fact that I’m still alive is payment is enough. Those old broads in the red hats are ruthless. They jumped my … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Old Skool Joe
Super Sunday With Old Skool Joe
Who’s gonna win the Super Bowl? If the Patriots win I won’t be surprised. I kind of want to see Philadelphia win because those guys know how to riot. That would be an epic riot. Philly fans are brutal. They booed Santa Claus you know. Who the hell boos Santa Claus? Hey Pink Panther do you want to go to Mexico and place some bets? … Continue reading Super Sunday With Old Skool Joe
Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
It’s me Spaceman Jones just sitting here on the couch talking about old times. We actually met in magic school. Yes we did. Old Skool Joe would always complain that we had to wait to eat. Yeah they would give these long speeches, and it never had anything to do with us. I don’t think the dean liked Old Skool Joe. Probably because of all … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Wake And Bake With Old Skool Joe
I just saw a rapping polka guy. Yeah man he was rapping and doing polka, I don’t even know if I’m saying that right. Actually it was Jack Black, but he was playing this real life dude. What was his name? Hold on let me Google it real quick. Alright so it’s this guy his name is Jan Lewan and he reminds me of a … Continue reading Wake And Bake With Old Skool Joe
