Hey guys Old Skool Joe here, Lately the staff has been making it a point to offend as many people as possible. It has been declared by our editor The Pink Panther that this be known as the week of vulgarity. It all started when I found this note on my desk. Apparently, The Pink Panther wants us to start a website dedicated to stinky … Continue reading 46forum Presents The Week Of Vulgarity
Dear Jaden Smith, I am all for freedom of expression, and maybe you are right, society places tons of value on gender assignment roles,but lets not go and make men wearing dresses some kind of new fashion trend. Why am I so against this you say? First off 46forum is not down with homophobia! We get high with people from all walks of life, so that is … Continue reading Mr. Smith Can You Please Put On Pants While You Fight Crime?
So we are chilling out in the office thinking of what to write next…wait who am I kidding, we were getting stoned out of our minds. Nikki Free wants to watch a movie, but the only problem is Nikki Free doesn’t like picking the movie. So she scrolls through the selection of movies and shows until we come across this flick Wolfcop. If you are a … Continue reading We Need To Call The Wolfcop
“Hey guys I think I might be turning in my wings” said Spaceman Jones as he exhaled a giant cloud of smoke. “No seriously guys I don’t think I have the chops to go out there into space anymore. It’s scary out there.” He then passed the blunt to the Pink Panther who blew the excess ash off of the front, took a pull, and … Continue reading A Meeting(Smoke Session) At The 46
Nikki Free doesn’t know much about sports, but she’s been threatened to lose her fake job if she doesn’t fill out a bracket. (They would never really fire me. I’m the only one with boobs at the office.) So it’s a drizzly Tuesday and Nikki Free is sitting at her desk (her daybed next to the window) with her ferocious dog Goliath keeping guard. Nikki … Continue reading Nikki Free Fills Out A Bracket
It’s time to fill out those brackets ladies and gentleman. Every year at the 46 we fill out brackets and compete for the 46forumsportsdeskcup. This year we are opening up the competition to the public. So if you would like to compete against the staff of a fake magazine, in a bracket pool for a Styrofoam cup, then join our ESPN Tournament Challenge group. If … Continue reading Who Will Win The 46forum Sports Desk Cup
Nikki Free sings with the echo of a rock goddess. Nikki Free plucks the strings of a champagne electric guitar. Nikki Free sways with the rhythm of dancing souls. Nikki Free dreams in color. Nikki Free sings for freedom. Nikki Free unfolds in melodies and sweeps in on waves. Nikki Free never frowns. Nikki Free talks in third person. Ya. She does that. A lot. … Continue reading Nikki Free Is An Artist
It’s Friday so let us remember the lessons of our forefathers. Get high, fight dirty, and don’t get cat fished. Also don’t forget to throw your neighborhood in the air like you just don’t care. Make sure to get high today because it is Friday, you don’t have a job and you don’t have anything planned. Seriously pass the blunt already. Sincerely, Old Skool Joe P.S. … Continue reading Oh Yeah Cuz It’s Friday
How come Jackie Chan never gets the girl in any of his movies? I mean maybe I’m wrong, but it seems like he gets nervous around women in all of his movies. If I spent all that time doing karate, and helping women with their problems, then I would at least want an over the pants hand job from the lady I was saving. I’m just … Continue reading Random Thoughts From Spaceman Jones
Another day spent smoking weed, watching television, playing video games, and playing on the computer. Damn, working at a fake magazine is a tough job. The no paycheck thing sucks but at least we never run out of marijuana, so that’s cool. Uh, I think we need to go more Ghostbusters with this thing, and I’m not just saying that because I just watched that … Continue reading We Need More Ghostbusters In Here
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