Alright fine I’ll write a fucking article! The Pink Panther has really been riding me lately to write more articles. I keep telling him that I am not a writer I’m a stoner, and also a part-time janitor. Anyway so this is what I’m doing. I am smoking on some good weed and watching YouTube. I’m also getting paid, since I take a cut of … Continue reading Getting High With Old Skool Joe
Hits bong… “You know what’s a good show Blackish I’ve been watching that shit lately on Hulu and it kinda reminds me of The Cosby Show but with way more sex.” Hits Bong… “So like if everyone in the world is stupid…and I failed a piss test…does that make me no better than them?” Hits Bong… “Wait why do we keep passing weed to puppets and stuffed animals, … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
Nobody smokes a cigarette like Bruce Willis and you can tweet that. Bruce Willis may very well be the greatest actor that ever lived, and he wasn’t a bad singer either. Did you know he once pimped out the Temptations and made them sing backup for him at a shitty concert? It happened look! That being said he is still the greatest actor ever and … Continue reading Nobody Smokes A Cigarette Like Bruce Willis
Things are going great at the fake magazine right now. We are experiencing record profits, and now have enough money to buy two large pizzas,with a liter of cola. Everyone is kind of like on a summer vacation from not writing articles (if that makes any sense). So I am stuck here with the interns, and these people are insane. The other night two of … Continue reading Lip Sync Battle At The 46
It has been almost a month since anyone posted anything on the fake magazine. What the hell is going on? Old Skool Joe has disappeared along with Nikki Free and they are in Colorado smoking weed all day and going to concerts. Spaceman Jones hasn’t been heard from ever since watching that stupid earthquake movie. Dr. S is still awaiting trial and I’m stuck here … Continue reading OH CANUCK LAND! Our Home of Weed and Bud!
“Now this is what I call a true wake and bake. What a better way to start the day than with a fresh bowl!” -Hollywood Badass Breakfast at the 46 is always a big deal, so stay high and stay fly. Sincerely, Old Skool Joe Continue reading Breakfast With Hollywood Badass
“I think it will be a great fight a real chess match with Floyd getting the decision.” -Mr. Showtime “Floyd be runnin and Manny will be gunnin.” -Hollywood Badass “Man Floyd is gonna beat the brakes off of Manny! It’s going to be like Rocky Balboa against Apollo Creed only this time Apollo is going to duck. Damn! He shouldn’t have fought that damn Drago! … Continue reading Fight Night So Who Ya Got? The 46forum Staff Weighs In
People often ask “What do you mean you work at a fake magazine?” It really seems to bother some people when I say it. They cannot grasp the concept that we sit around and smoke weed all day then call doing that a job. Our editor is a stuffed animal, the sports desk also serves as a coffee table, and we sleep in our offices. … Continue reading Wait…So It’s A Fake Magazine?
Life is short do what you want. You can either roll sushi or just roll blunts. You can hit the bong or roll a joint. As long as you are high you get the point. You can be a spaceman if that’s your thing. You can rap, deliver pizzas, or even sing. You could even work at a fake magazine. My point is this fuck … Continue reading Getting High And Rapping With Old Skool Joe
Old Skool Joe burst into the office and said “Guys you know what I always say?” The Pink Panther shot back “Um…don’t worry it’s not weed, it’s just water, so it’s cool to smoke my pen here?” Dr.S then chimed in “Um…remember kids drink your drugs, and don’t do milk?” Old Skool Joe pulled the blunt from behind his ear, lit it up, and said … Continue reading Finally A Song About Shoes
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