#7 Half Baked A true stoner classic! I’m not going to take the time to explain the plot because any respectable pot-head has already seen this movie countless times. If you have not seen this movie…well then you have a homework assignment. Buy some weed, smoke it, and then watch this movie on Netflix, or YouTube, or go and buy it. I don’t give a shit … Continue reading 46 Movies To Watch When You’re Baked
(Hits Bong) Today I saw an old blind woman walk across the intersection in front of me at a stop sign. She crossed the street, missed the sidewalk, and was walking into oncoming traffic. So I got out of the car to help. I said “can I help you back onto the sidewalk you are in the middle of the street. She told me “fuck … Continue reading Hits From The Bong With Spaceman Jones
One of the best things about this time of year is that all of my favorite shows are back with new seasons. It can get hard smoking weed and watching TV when you are watching re-runs all of the time. Don’t get me wrong there are some great original shows on Netflix, and Hulu. Shows like Narcos, Orange Is The New Black, House Of Cards, … Continue reading Smoking Weed And Watching TV
Dear Internet, Thank you for taking the time out of your busy day to read a fake magazine written by stoners. When my life long friends Old Skool Joe and Spaceman Jones told me they wanted to run a magazine at first I thought they were crazy. Then I thought well I’m a stuffed animal so why can’t a couple of stoners run a fake … Continue reading A Letter From The Editor
It’s a fake magazine that is written by stoners. We get paid to smoke weed and watch TV. To be honest we have really been slacking off on the fake magazine part lately. But we have been very productive when it comes to smoking weed and watching TV. I would like to take a minute and give a shout out to our boss/editor The Pink … Continue reading So…What Exactly Do You Guys Do Again?
Humor me for a moment please and smoke weed, then listen to this song. The word hero gets thrown around a lot. Some people deserve to be called heroes, and some don’t. But today I would like to recognize a real life hero Howard The Duck! Howard arrived in Cleveland after being teleported to Earth while enjoying a beer and looking at duck boobs. He … Continue reading Howard The Duck A Real American Hero
Things are great. The fake magazine is running smoothly, gas prices are…who am I kidding I don’t know how much gas is. The important thing is we are having fun, and apparently we are upsetting Google, because they keep sending The Pink Panther threatening messages, and that is hilarious to me since The Pink Panther is a stuffed animal. I just concentrate on my official … Continue reading Old Skool Joe Is High On Life
It’s our theme music and every fake magazine should have some. A big shout out goes out to Big Mike The Mack…I mean Big Mike The Mothafuckin Mack; you have to say it together, because it goes together. He made the song, and he also has tons of other dope tracks. So check him out. People still say dope track right? I don’t know I’m … Continue reading It’s Our Theme Music And Every Good Hero Should Have Some
(Hits bong) Hey I saw this really good movie last night on Netflix. I think it was called Chef, it made me hungry also a little emotional. We cooked dinner like five times because of that movie, boy could that guy make a grilled cheese sandwich. (Hits Bong) Really good movie check it out sometime. I’m working hard today smoking weed and watching tv but I’m having fun. … Continue reading At The Movies With Spaceman Jones
Well…it looks like it’s time to get back to work. Step one smoke a bowl. Step two brew some coffee, have power breakfast with our head of security Goliath. Step 3 smoke another bowl ,and have sales meeting with The Pink Panther. He really keeps us motivated to smoke weed and watch TV to the best of our abilities and I don’t want to disappoint him. That’s pretty … Continue reading Smoking Weed And Watching YouTube With Old Skool Joe
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