Old Skool Joe: The one good thing about this quarantine is I don’t have to work at the Fish Joint on Easter. I can’t stand all those ashy feet ass bitches complaining. Like bitch you can’t even moisturize your feet, and you’re gonna tell me how to do my job. Spaceman Jones: What exactly do you do again? Old Skool Joe: I slang fish motherfucker! … Continue reading Tales From The Fish Joint with Old Skool Joe
Spaceman Jones: Is anyone else watching this Tiger King shit on Netflix? Old Skool Joe: That wedding though! Spaceman Jones: Wait…Pinkerous are you tiger kinging us? Old Skool Joe: Quit playing. On a serious note that shit didn’t offend you? You know…what they’re doing to your people and all. Pink Panther: I’m not an actual panther! Dick. Spaceman Jones: What is this shit about again? … Continue reading Quarantine At The 46: The Tiger King Binge
I don’t know I’ve been busy. Fish doesn’t sell itself you know. Excuse me if I can’t spare all of my free time scamming people on the internet with a fake magazine. At least Ja Rule hasn’t shown up yet. If anyone is gonna Ja Rule this operation it’s gonna be me. I’ll give you this Pink Panther, you are a hell of a lot … Continue reading Someone Please Sponsor Old Skool Joe
Just came back from the home planet with some primo cloud. Gregg and Darius send their regards. That two man show is really taking off. Oh Nikki Free says you owe her a guitar and that if you don’t pony up you will have a date with “Irish” Nikki Ward. Space has definitely hardened her soul, but at least she still speaks in third person. … Continue reading Smoke Break With Spaceman Jones
Damn wintertime is a motherfucker! Why do I hate everybody around this time? That’s a story for another time I guess. On the plus side we have a Dr. S on our roster and this motherfucker can cook. He’s so good the other day Tuby made me a fish sandwich and I slapped the shit out of him, making me an average sandwich…who the fuck … Continue reading Making Dessert With Old Skool Joe
Trying to feel good. Trying to smile. Trying not to think about thinking and it’s making me ill. Not sick. Fuckin ill. Back on up on that. Or marinade… Well fucking A! Did someone say marinade? Let’s talk preventative theory here. I wanna prevent you from being dry. I want to eat you. I need you to be moist.While the ribs are in the oven. … Continue reading Ribs For Her Pleasure: A Dr. S Chronicle
I’m shivering here. I want you to keep me warm the way you do me. I dont wanna come off as needy. I don’t. I want you to want me warm but you won’t catch me beg now. You know… https://open.spotify.com/track/6hM68Y51bohOeiJfVBbeIK?si=oNjzC7voTtCksR25UnENcA Open the link up! Yeah. Come groove with me. Time to eat yeah, and catch some good feelings in the mouth! Alright. So you … Continue reading Mariscos y Bacon: A Dr. S Chronicle
Baby come home. I need to eat. Feels like years since you been here. I guess it was only a little over a week. Yo Spaceman Jones! What up G? You hear about Darius and Gregg? I heard someone say they were planning to knockout some goat named Ned. I dont know what the fuck that’s about, but I do know this… Dean Martin is … Continue reading Side Dishes and Queens: A Dr. S Chronicle
Download a free copy of the full book here! Epilogue 3 Days Later The room was bright and warm. It was bright to the point where Gregg could not see. It was warm in a way that kept Gregg calm. He moved his feet in step. He walked blindly, yet like the prayer dictated, he walked by faith. Gregg could hear a voice on what … Continue reading The Legend Of The Christian Zombie Vampires
Download a free copy of the entire book! Chapter 15 Days of Swine and Roses Darius looked down on Gregg’s body. He looked weak and high from the powder that The Woman blew so sickly into his face. “Who won that last game on 2k?” Gregg asked.“You did it’s tied at three. Quit playing get up so we can hit Chico’s before it closes and … Continue reading The Legend of the Christian Zombie Vampires
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